Paparazzi jump a Victoria's Secret photo shoot with Adriana Lima

And reveal what these models look like without airbrushing or photoshop...
Public service we say! 

Kim Kardashian steals a paparazzi picture for her 'throwback Thursday' post

We thought you hated intrusive paparazzi? 
This bikini pic photo with baby North was taken from a boat by a pap shooting into the sun, and guess what, the sun won. 
One of the crappiest pics ever, and not a set up since it doesn't say 'Splash' on credit. 
But if the rogue agencies that take her pic are so intrusive, why post (STEAL) them on your instagram? 
Because Kim Kardashian is the biggest fame/attention whore any of us will ever see in our lifetimes, with LeAnn Rimes coming in a close second, of course. ;-)

Hilaria Baldwin needs your help--should she sue Bill Gates?

Hilaria Baldwin took to twitter to complain about an annoying photographer outside her building who harassed her baby daughter Carmen. 
We're thinking that he works for Splash, and since they are now

owned by billionaire Bill Gates, she should sue the deepest pockets in the industry. 
Splash supposedly has a strict policy that doesn't allow for the harassment of celebrity children--because of their new ownership. 
This would be a landmark lawsuit. Let's help ID this fellow and bring justice...

We have a HUNCH that this white photographer works for Splash. Just a HUNCH, but we're seldom wrong.
If you're a celebrity and someone who works for Splash has taken your photo on private property, or harassed your child, we encourage you to sue $plash, the Bill Gates photo agency...

Tori Spelling vs the paparazzi

I feel for her, but the truth is, you invite paparazzi into your home to take pics of your kids. 
This guy may be the first to get prosecuted in anti paparazzi law...

Access Hollywood: Paps vs Celebs, who won the debate?

Access Hollywood set up a forum where celebrities and paparazzi could have a discussion about the #NoKidsPolicy that Dax Shepard and wife Kristen Bell helped spearhead.
The best Access Hollywood could come up with to represent the photo agency side was the ginger haired Steve Ginsburg of GSI.
The supremely inarticulate and totally out of his league Mr Ginsburg actually agreed with every point the celeb couple made, his only suggestion was that they do 'set ups' with his agency (he'd cut the new parents in on the $) and that would get rid of the photogs. 
Really? 
Didn't you actually have time to prepare for this on camera chat fest? 
We're guessing Mr Ginsburg never graduated from college and didn't understand the concept of 'open debate.' 
It was actually a one sided slaughter (edited into 3 excruciating episodes) that ended with the celebrities 'WINNING.'
Not because they were right, but because their opponent was inept, weak, and unable to think on his size 18 triple wide feet. 
It's too bad AH didn't find someone like Frank Griffin of the Bauer Griffin Agency, who would have sent a flaming skewer through the situation.

 It's funny that F-listers like Shepard and Bell could make so much headway as 'celeb parents.'

"Jump!" Is all we can say to you Steve...

Dear paparazzi: please don't waste your precious time

Hilaria (who?) Baldwin wants paparazzi to let her get a manicure in peace. 
We have to agree that this seems like a gigantic waste of time for the cameramen. 
Who is going to actually buy these photos??
I mean, this is the second wife of Alec Baldwin, a sometime Extra correspondent, who puts out her own half naked 'selfie' type pics in pretzel type yoga poses on instagram. 
Put down your cameras, walk away...

Is this first class, or first ass? Poor passengers, someone call the FAA! 

This may be more stressful than working as paparazzi in WeHo

Celebrity Baby Scoop: Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee...

Celebrity Baby Scoop blog is having a bit of an identity crisis these days. 
Seems that a lot of celebrities DONT want their children photographed, so they're turning their iPhones on the paps and taking to twitter to rant about the constant annoyance. This is not a good sign for a website devoted entirely to photos of young celebrity spawn.
So we're always surprised when Celebrity Baby Scoop (without a hint of irony) posts photos of these OBVIOUSLY annoyed celebrities with their children.
Case in point:

Kaley Cuoco & Ryan Sweeting: Countdown to divorce in three, two, one...

Professional tennis player Ryan Sweeting--let us stop there. 
You've never heard of him before he started dating Kaley Cuoco, right? But he IS ranked #677 for singles players in the world, that status should have him raking in millions of $--NOT. 
When paparazzi shot photos of a brand new BMW being dropped off at Kaley's home, they assumed she had purchased the pricey ride for Ryan, and they were right of course. 
But Ryan, who had no idea hooking up with the Big Bang Theory actress would come with the added aggravation of photographers following them everywhere 24/7 took to his twitter to counter their photo caption: 

This idiot is lucky if he can get a job as a 'pro' at a country club, that is if they are into hiring someone who has a DUI and drug arrest in their past. 

Now to Kaley, she did buy that car, he lives in her home, has no job, no endorsements, he's a loser and she's going to file for divorce in the next 18-months. 
Look how thrilled Ryan is to be sitting next to his wife with FLOOR seats of the Lakers game on January 3? Right, like we said...

Guess what Ryan, those same annoying "idiot" photographers will catch you cheating as well, just a heads up! 

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

So you want to be famous?

X17 posted this photo of Jessica Alba walking to her car after shopping in Beverly Hills. 
This is a literal 'gang bang!' 

Some pretty greasy looking paparazzi shooting pics at a celeb kids soccer game

Just, just, eeewwwww....Be thankful you don't have smell-o-vision, and if you do, we apologize in advance 

What's wrong with this picture? Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner bundle up on a chilly 72 degree day...

We already knew Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner didn't have a coffee maker in their home, which means they have to go out and buy it at Starbucks or any establishment that will have them.
Now we see that they are tired of being photographed in their light summer wear, and are dying to show off their winter best. 
Problem is, it was a warm day in LA today, as it is almost every day; hardly weather that requires layers of clothing and knit caps!
Maybe they can go live in Ben's hometown of Boston and bundle up, get coffee, wear a fake mustache around, and here's the bonus, not be bothered by paparazzi?! 

By the way, this Just Jared photo caption below is simply precious! 'Bundled up on the chilly fall morning...' REALLY!  

LeAnn Rimes copying Brandi Glanville for the 56,543 time...."We both have STALKERS!!"

On Wednesday, October 9, Brandi Glanville posted a tweet about an annoying paparazzi following her around. It's hard to tell from the tweet if Brandi believes the pap is wearing gym clothes, or she herself was in gym clothes and not ready for her close-up?
Whether it was real or imagined, less than 24 hours later, LeAnn Rimes also had a photo stalker, this one "Jack" from X17, an Armenian fellow from Glendale, Ca., who uses his grandfather's Mercedes to do paparazzi. And LeAnn is wearing sweats, btw, just like her idol Brandi Glanville. 
Our only question is, when LeAnn wakes up, does she check her own twitter account or Brandi's? We're guessing the latter...

Flip flop sandals: The true enemy of the paparazzi

First Big Head lost his Sasquatch sized sandal chasing down Kourtney Kardashian after dinner at the Commons, now some poor pap lost both his flip flops chasing a chunky LeAnn Rimes at the same center in Calabasas. 
This would imply that the photographers shouldn't be wearing flip flops for their work, it seems to be a hazard as well as a way for celebs to make a quick getaway...

Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch: Who will save these children from their famous parents?

How do we know fall is here?
Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood hangs out the 'open for business' sign and desperate for attention celebs drag their innocent kids in for photo ops in front of a swarm of paparazzi.
Mr Bones loves the publicity, and creates a hay bale type seating area for the unwashed masses of photographers in a not so discreet corner of the lot, and, FYI any celebrity who goes there KNOWS they and their brood are going to be shot to sh*t.
So who was the very first one to get (metaphorically) 'gang banged' there this year, 2013?
That award goes to -ding-ding-ding- Kristin Cavallari, who brought along her upset looking one-year old son Camden Cutler.
You remember Kristin, don't you? She was on reality shows like The Hills, Dancing With The Stars, and uh, uh, that's about it.
Guess it was a better way to spend her day than watching her Chicago Bears quarterback hubby Jay Cutler get his a** kicked by the New Orleans Saints!

In case you're keeping track, the first to show up at the lot last year [2012] was paparazzi hating Halle Berry and her daughter Nahla. 
In 2011 the award went to Christina Aguilera and her son Max. 

Paparazzi you've been warned: Halle Berry had a baby boy today

Boy oh boy do we feel sorry for the first paparazzi who tries to get the little guy's photo. "Maceo Robert Martinez," is the name selected by Halle and Olivier. 

Uh, we saw what daddy Oliver Martinez did to Halle's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry last Thanksgiving!

We can only imagine how protective Olivier is going to be of his first son.
Paparazzi you have been warned!

By the way, Gabriel Aubry had a four inch height advantage on Oliver Martinez. OUCH!

Exposarazzi history lesson: Home wrecker Julia Roberts hits a new low

Get out your notebooks and pens Exposarazzi students, there will be a quiz on this material at the end of the quarter: 

Julia Roberts met her current and second husband, cameraman Danny Moder in 2000, while he was already married to a very pretty woman named Vera Moder.

For that matter, Julia was in a long term relationship with actor Benjamin Bratt.

But the attraction was so great that soon clothes, wedding bands and morals were being flung in all directions --leaving Julia more determined than ever to get her man.

The easy part was dumping Benjamin Bratt --the hard part was getting rid of Vera.

Vera made it so difficult for our little superstar that the usually paparazzi hating Julia Roberts wore a homemade shirt for the photogs that read, "A Low Vera," supposedly in reference to the fact 'the wife' wasn't going away quietly. (Who knew she was so good at arts & crafts?)

So, while you see a 'pretty woman,' we see a horse faced home wrecker, one that preceded our morally devoid horse faced country crooner LeAnn Rimes by almost a decade.

Flashback [VIDEO] Sunday: Tony Vera video of Horsey and Mr Ed

Here's Eddie chasing the moving ATM back on June 2, 2010...sneaky video HERE

It looks like Horsey is dressed like a hooker, no shock there, she was filming the video for her (cough cough cough) hit song Swingin'. I'm sure it was a hit somewhere, right?

Mission accomplished: Kris Jenner plays decoy to distract paparazzi

Kris Jenner is a crafty one. After seeing 25 paps sitting on her gated community, some with fold out chairs sitting along side their cars, she sprung into action so that daughter Kim Kardashian could take baby North to a doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills without any attention in her assistant's car. You see, North is about to start jet setting around the world and she needs shots and a clean bill of health.
Kris and Kim's pal (his name is so stupid we don't even want to write it) took all the paps to the nearby Topanga mall where they rode a carousel and ate corn dogs. That's normal behavior isn't it?
Kris came out of the back gate in a darkly tinted Rolls Royce so the paps couldn't see who was in the car until they got to the mall.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian snuck out in her GWagen and headed to Beverly Hills for North's check up.
If you're keeping score, the Jenner/Kardashian's won this round...