Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian arranges her staged bikini photos with Splash at the Four Seasons, Westlake

You would think with all the money they're making and all the hundred dollar bills they're wiping their butts with, the Kardashian Klan would be happy. 
But they're not happy until they've collected the last dime they possibly can. 
Here Kourtney Kardashian manages to escape all the paparazzi that constantly trail her to do an EXCLUSIVE staged photo op with $plash by the Four Seasons Spa pool in Westlake. She wants her cut, likely half or more of the sale, in this case she probably made $2.32 from the Mail Online since they have a subscription deal with Splash. 
When you've been doing this long enough, you begin to recognize backgrounds of pics and can tell where they were taken. 
The give away here was the brick work and the two different colored towels, white and cream colored, resting on the chaise lounge. 
Wonder what the other spa guests thought of Kourtney inviting a pap into their pricey spa sanctuary? 

Kourtney Photo: Courtesy of the Daily Mail online

Hey Stoopid, this is why you don't take your horny Cuban hubby to a bikini fashion show!

brought to you by the infinitely talented twitter peep @carothinks!

Let's play a game: In which photo does Eddie look happier?

Taken at the same event, a Luli Fama fashion show in Miami, Eddie Cibrian poses with hot model Rachell Vallori, and later with his ball and chain maxi-cling wife LeAnn Rimes. 
You be the judge: 

The next Mrs Cibrian? Eddie cops a feel of gorgeous swimwear model!

LeAnn Rimes made the mistake of taking husband Eddie Cibrian backstage at a fashion show tonight. Let's just say that the word "papacito" means "delicious man" in Spanish slang. 
Can we just say, we haven't seen Eddie quite this happy in years?! 

 Meanwhile, check out LeAnn in the old lady dress and the model trying to change in the background! 

Some photo editor at In Touch Weekly pokes fun at a ravenous LeAnn Rimes

When you're trapped at a desk going through 2,000 frames of "Jennifer Garner getting coffee," it must be refreshing to get a set like this. 
Kudos to In Touch for showing the washed-up yodeler at her absolute BEST! 

Happpeeee July 4th from "Bonus butt" LeAnn Rimes!

By the brazilliant twitter peep @carothinks!

That was fast...one week after joining #NoKidsPolicy campaign, Just Jared posts underage girl in bikini top

Creepy to the 10th degree. 
Maybe 13-year olds in bikini tops get big web traffic? 
What say you Jared Eng? 
We say, BAZINGA

Usually, Eddie likes to watch...

LeAnn Rimes and her thisclose pal Lizzie love it up a bit!

Wow, for someone who is 6 months pregnant, Jennifer Aniston is barely showing!

In September 2013, Us Weekly promised us that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant. If she is, she deserves an award for 'best hidden baby bump!' 
Bathing beauty Jen and her fiance went to Cabo for the Christmas/NY holidays...

Proof the Kardashians are finally wearing on your last nerve

Love this NY Post item:

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

Heidi Montag goes back to looking like her old self

Heidi Montag recently reduced her breast implants from F-cups to C-cups, making her look, well, almost normal. Her decision to downsize was based on the fact that she found it hard to exercise with her massive implants. Guess she found out why they've been called 'knockers!' 

Here she is going thru LAX with husband Spencer Pratt the other day: 

And here she is doing the big REVEAL in Las Vegas in April 2010 after she got 10 surgeries in one day: 

And here she is BEFORE all surgeries: 

Joanna Krupa soaks up "the Brandi effect"

Now people actually know who Joanna Krupa is, thanks to Brandi Glanville. 
Joanna put on a show for paparazzi in Miami this weekend, crawling all over her obviously smell-impared husband Romain Zago. 
Is there a doctor in the house? 
Conveniently yes, we've learned from our medical expert that Romain may have been born with a condition called Congenital Anosmia.

How low budget is LeAnn Rimes' scripted reality show?

While the Kardashians travel to Greece, London and Paris, and even Kendra Wilkinson makes it to Big Bear, Ca., on her WE network show Kendra On Top, it seems our egomaniacal Horsey is budget bound by VH1 to the confines of her Hidden Hills home.

The VH1 crew couldn't follow her phlegm filled body to Europe for her five casino gigs?

From what we've gleaned via her twitter, and monitoring paparazzi websites, the 6 episodes will be Horse walking around the house in the bikini in front of actors paid to portray her stepsons.

Even the dang Duggars on TLC get to Branson, Mo, and our Little Couple went to China.

VH1, we've been privy to  LeAnn & Eddie's boring and inane relationship, and if your camera crew is snoring now, you can imagine what viewers will be doing...

Finally, a glimpse at LeAnn Rimes' iPhone

From the genius mind of @LibertyatCC

LeAnn Rimes cancels concerts, deathly ill, doctors urge family to remove life support

Her last wish?
A photo op in front of a phalanx of paparazzi:

Since Perez Hilton has stolen numerous photos of mine for his website, payback is a bitch, bitch

Oh God, someone make it stop. LeAnn Rimes copies Brandi Glanville AGAIN

One week after Brandi Glanville wore this bikini for staged pics on the beach, LeAnn Rimes wears it for her Cabo vacay.
You just can't make this sh*t up!

LeAnn Rimes can't stop copying Brandi Glanville

Does the bikini look familiar? 

LeAnn rimes: the narcissism tour has begun

Bikini #1
Whore friends? Priceless

Pack your bags Big Head, time to go to Cabo! LeAnn Rimes warns us she's about to go on manic high

15 bikinis+alcohol+staged photos+spray tan+mental illness=Horsey on vacay with Mr Ed-take #456.

Haven't we seen this before? "LOL"