LeAnn Rimes, twitter theater of the absurd!

Yes, LeAnn, murder is 'misery.' 
We would chalk this one up to auto-correct, [or alcohol] but there's been way too many to count! 
More like #homeschoolfail

The cover of LeAnn Rimes new Christmas CD revealed!

Sneak peak thanks to the brilliant twitter peep @carothinks!

Radar posts the STUPIDEST item we've ever seen!

Let's see Radar, there are 385 homes in Mountain View Estates where Kendra Wilkinson lives, yet this moving van is going to her home? 
You know this how? 
Oh, a photographer stuck outside the security gate assumed so and sold it to you? 
How stupid do you think people are? 
Answer: "Pretty darn stupid!"

A classic "the world revolves around meeeeeee!" LeAnn Rimes tweet

There are no words to describe this woman. NONE. 
In this classically insensitive tweet, LeAnn Rimes compares her stomach bug to a pal losing his mom. HUH??

Mission accomplished: Kris Jenner plays decoy to distract paparazzi

Kris Jenner is a crafty one. After seeing 25 paps sitting on her gated community, some with fold out chairs sitting along side their cars, she sprung into action so that daughter Kim Kardashian could take baby North to a doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills without any attention in her assistant's car. You see, North is about to start jet setting around the world and she needs shots and a clean bill of health.
Kris and Kim's pal (his name is so stupid we don't even want to write it) took all the paps to the nearby Topanga mall where they rode a carousel and ate corn dogs. That's normal behavior isn't it?
Kris came out of the back gate in a darkly tinted Rolls Royce so the paps couldn't see who was in the car until they got to the mall.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian snuck out in her GWagen and headed to Beverly Hills for North's check up.
If you're keeping score, the Jenner/Kardashian's won this round...

Dumb & Dumber: Ever wonder what a conversation between a sober LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian consists of?

Exposarazzi had the extreme misfortune of sitting next to LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on the beach in Malibu on July 6, 2011.
Of course, we were there to photograph them, you know, sneaky style; she in a bright red bikini, he in a pair of long blue board shorts.
Not all paparazzi jump out and harass celebs, some hide and blend in with the scenery.
Exposarazzi sat three feet away from them for over an hour, and let us tell you it was one of the most excruciating and longest 65 minutes in history.
For whatever reason, the horse-faced crooner had just been given a new digital camera and she was fascinated with the strange object.
She had it in a plastic bag because you see, sand is not good for cameras.

Here is a bit of their conversation:

LR: "I'm glad I put [the camera] in the bag. There's lots of sand."
EC: "Yeah, there's lots of sand."
LR: "I should read the instructions for this [camera]."
EC: "Yeah, you should read the instructions."
LR: "Wow, it's really hot!"
EC: "Yeah, it's hot."
LR: "Where's the paddle? [to go with paddle board] Is that it? [points to the sand where paddle has been partially covered]."
EC: "Yeah, that's it."
LR: "I did a practice shot on that dog over there, it came out good, see?"
EC: "Yeah, came out good."

I could go on, but we here at Exposarazzi value your mental health.
It was painfully apparent that Ed the airhead was something akin to a pet parrot, a master conversationalist, expert at repeating what was said to him.

It also became apparent why they needed alcohol, other couples, and family around in order to have 'fun.'
We fully expect this to be one of the most read Exposarazzi posts in its history.
ENJOY

What's the difference between Eddie Cibrian and a crash test dummy??

The dummy has a job--DUH.

Kylie Jenner celebrates getting her license by rear ending another car

Just 18 days after getting her license and bragging on twitter about how many Mercedes SUV's are filling her family's driveway, Kylie Jenner plowed her brand new G-Wagon into the car in front of her in the Old Town section of Calabasas.
This clearly isn't the "rear-ender" that Kris Jenner dreamed of for her youngest daughter...(insert sex tape joke here)

Look, it's Casper Stupid's yearbook photo

Beau "Casper" Smart pulled a real boner this week when he let it slip to a tabloid media outlet that his old lady JLo would be coming back to American Idol for Season 13 before Fox could do the big reveal.
We can only hope the next bone head move gets him kicked out of JLo's Hidden Hills mansion and he's 'forced' to shack up with five male dancers at an apartment in North Hollywood! 

Kanye West spends millions for armored cars that paparazzi can see from space

Kanye West isn't the brightest bulb. How do we know? Because he reportedly shelled out $1.5 mil on special Hummer looking armored cars to protect Kim Kardashian and baby North West from the mean paps.
Problem is, paps will love it, since this will be the easiest vehicle to spot since the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile!

Wisdom from Kylie Jenner on Twitter. This is why you should stay in school kids...

"Don't listen to everything u see."

Exactly how stupid are you Kylie?

How stupid is LeAnn Rimes? She struggles to understand Daylight Savings Time

That home schooling didn't do her any good...It's "spring forward" dummy, we lose an hour...We hope she's not hoping with her stepsons' homework.