Thursday, February 28, 2013
The only person who works harder than JLo is her colorist! Jennifer Lopez' roots are as gray as a goose
Imagine having to be Jennifer Lopez' colorist and stay on top of those gray roots as soon as they begin to show?
BTW, Jen's been completely gray since her early 30's...
After Kendra Wilkinson returned from a week away from son Hank, 3, she opened her arms and screeched out his name. His response? He sat on the stairs playing a game with his full time nanny/housekeeper "Rosa" turned to Kendra for a few seconds, and then returned to his game. The editors of the TV Wife Swap show then cut to Little Hank in Kendra's arms.
Let's face it, the kid spends 90% of his waking hours with nanny Rosa, why wouldn't he be more bonded with her? Even fellow swapper Kate Gosselin remarked that Kendra should be spending more time with Little Hank in his formative years.
Never thought we would agree with Kate on anything!
Monday, February 25, 2013
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Notice how the 17-year old Sierra Canyon drop out never tweets about (cough) school work?
We're guessing at this point she couldn't tell you the capitol of California
Monday, February 18, 2013
All of the cast members need cash. Nicole Eggert (from Baywatch) has her Studio City home up for sale and recently downgraded from a fancy car to a practical one.
Kareem Abdul Jabbar has a bankruptcy in his past and a home that burned to the ground.
Comedian Louie Anderson has heart and health issues, so the fact that he's willing to put his life on the line means he's cash-strapped as well.
Look at the above photo that Kendra tweeted, this is what the final 15-minutes of fame looks like...
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Photo credit: KM Press Group
Friday, February 15, 2013
Good luck LeAnn, you have to prove your allegations in court and you're not going to be able to do that.
Your career is over because you were a one-hit-wonder a decade or more ago.
Your career is over because you hooked up with a married man while you were still married and broke up a family.
Your career is over because you do ridiculous staged bikini photos with a photographer who boasts that he has "clean undies" on twitter.
Your career is over because you are suing a special ed teacher for putting your irate phone rant on the web.
Your career is over because you can't sing.
Your career is over because you ruined the chances of a 13-year old girl on X Factor by showing up out of it and trying to over-sing your side of a duet.
Your career is over because you can only book Indian casinos, and even they are losing interest.
Your career is over because you are desperate for attention, and try to play the victim.
Your career is over because you are mentally ill and need to be put in an institution but no one around you will tell you that because they are reliant on you for money and are not your true friends.
To read about the lawsuit, click HERE
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
But since she was photographed paparazzi style holding the receipt, that plan has been ruined. Sorry Horsey...
But this last Sunday, February 10, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami failed to make it into the top 100 cable shows for the night.
Exposarazzi is proud of the many people who failed to tune in, and hope it leads to the ultimate demise of the Kardashian Klan...
Don't believe us, look for yourselves HERE...
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Case in point, Jennifer Lopez.
Yes, we see your thunder thigh. We see your bald boy toy "Casper." We see your kids out with non-stop nannies and bodyguards.
Time to let someone else have their time in the limelight, "Jenny."
Saturday, February 2, 2013
What did the pics reveal?
A then 3-year old Jake Cibrian gets stuck with LeAnn's twat in his face because she wants to dry hump his father Eddie Cibrian by the hotel pool.
Friday, February 1, 2013
But the one thing the billionaire couldn't control was her weight, and a single paparazzi photo taken on an off day caused her to come clean just weeks later to her fans about photoshopped covers of O mag that constantly made her appear slim and trim.
She left fans scratching their heads. If someone like Oprah with private chefs, 24-hour a day on call personal trainer (Bob Greene) couldn't keep the weight off, what hope was there for the rest of us?
Singer Alanis Morissette once said she liked paparazzi, "It forces transparency" she commented.
These photos were taken several years ago, but have never been seen before. They show drummer Travis Barker putting "FMS" stickers on signs at the mall when he thinks no one is looking.
Well Travis, surprise! Someone was looking, and it was paparazzi.
'FMS' stands for Travis Barker's clothing line "Famous Stars and Stripes."
Cheap way to advertise your brand, eh?
Notice how his young son Landon sports fake tattoos. What a great role model he has!
This photo was taken of LeAnn Rimes back in August, 2011. She's picking up a cake at a store in LA and she doesn't know she's being photographed because it is shot thru auto glass sneaky style. It looks like she's possessed, ala Linda Blair in the Exorcist. And hey, is that a bunny boiler in that box?
Would you want this woman around your children??
You know the one, taken by Splash, Horsey and Mr Ed are in Mammoth with blow up doll Lizzie and her husband Dave. Oh, all of their children are in the other room as well, while Le and lipstick lesbian Liz make out on the balcony while Mr Ed takes pics.
Since this whole relationship seems to be following a certain playbook, we predict that there are dozens of waitresses across the San Fernando Valley ready to tell all to the tabloid$ about their sexual exploits with the very married Mr Ed...