Flashback Friday: Us Weekly, June 1, 2009

Such a total surprise!! #stalker

Exposarazzi history lesson: Home wrecker Julia Roberts hits a new low

Get out your notebooks and pens Exposarazzi students, there will be a quiz on this material at the end of the quarter: 

Julia Roberts met her current and second husband, cameraman Danny Moder in 2000, while he was already married to a very pretty woman named Vera Moder.

For that matter, Julia was in a long term relationship with actor Benjamin Bratt.

But the attraction was so great that soon clothes, wedding bands and morals were being flung in all directions --leaving Julia more determined than ever to get her man.

The easy part was dumping Benjamin Bratt --the hard part was getting rid of Vera.

Vera made it so difficult for our little superstar that the usually paparazzi hating Julia Roberts wore a homemade shirt for the photogs that read, "A Low Vera," supposedly in reference to the fact 'the wife' wasn't going away quietly. (Who knew she was so good at arts & crafts?)

So, while you see a 'pretty woman,' we see a horse faced home wrecker, one that preceded our morally devoid horse faced country crooner LeAnn Rimes by almost a decade.

Body language expert deciphers photo of Eddie trying to get his wedding ring OFF

Our body language expert has weighed in on this compelling photo:
"He hates her. He doesn't want to be married."
Well, that was easy.

Hey Eddie Cibrian: Where's your wedding ring?

Eddie Cibrian hit the gym and then Home Depot to pick up batteries today, (October 8) funny thing though, he's not wearing his wedding ring! While his deeply troubled wife LeAnn Rimes was home nursing a "massive infection" which caused her to cancel concerts, her ever lovin' hubby was roaming around minus his wedding ring. Another funny thing, he wore it to race (crash) cars at the celebrity Toyota race earlier in the year, he wore it in the commons on September 8, he wore it to Batman Live on September 28, but not to his gym and on errands on October 8. So, to all the single ladies-- cheatin' Eddie's ready to mingle!