Monday, December 31, 2012

LeAnn Rimes desperate to be photographed tweets her location in real time to paps

Desperate, much?
Fame whore skeletor LeAnn Rimes is really cutting into Big Head (GSI) and Maciel (X17)'s profits now, she's tweeted her exact location to the throngs of paps already in Cabo to shoot Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney. She's going to have to walk around topless to trump fellow fame whore Kim Kardashian and her baby news...

Friday, December 28, 2012

Our 2013 prediction: JLo dumps Casper for famous co-star

Jennifer Lopez is very predictable. She is so predictable that Exposarazzi is going on the record with what's to come in 2013 for the 43-year old entertainer. She is going to sign up to do a movie, (now that she's done touring and no longer on American Idol) and will fall deeply in love with whomever her co-star is on that flick. How do we know? Because there is literally an expiration date tattooed on Beau "Casper" Smart's head, he just can't see it. He should be looking into her past to see his future.
On her first steps towards stardom after playing Selena on the big screen, she hit on a Cuban waiter named Ojani Noa who was serving her party. Months later they married. The pendulum swung towards a famous man when she cheated on hubby #1 with Sean "P Diddy" Combs, later dumping her husband for the rapper. Then a nightclub shooting soured their romance, sending her into the arms of down to earth and unknown back-up dancer Cris Judd. She and hubby #2 Cris were married, and just months into the marriage she was already fooling around, with a then married singer Marc Anthony. But Anthony was just a brief diversion, until she hooked up with her Gigli co-star Ben Affleck. Cris Judd was kicked to the curb, and within a year she was engaged to Affleck. But getting him to the altar was no easy trick, and he wiggled out of his harness just a week before their wedding date. Embarrassed and humiliated at being dumped, she went back to Marc Anthony (hubby #3) whose divorce from a former Miss Universe was only one week old when they wed. Famous to un-famous men, she swings back and forth, and back-up dancer Casper, 18-years her junior, broke, homely, dumb as a box of rocks, is not going to make it til the end of the year, in fact, we say May 2013 is when he is sent packing. 

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Kim Kardashian: One hit wonder at LA Misson

Let's see, why would Kim Kardashian want to serve up food to the homeless last year [2011] and never go back there again? Because the porn star was only there to offset all the negative publicity after she pulled the plug on her 72-day marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries.
And you don't just have to believe us that the 2011 stint was a pure photo op, Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa was there that day as well and told people that Kim only showed up to pose for photos, around 15 minutes, and then was driven off in a limo. So who where some of the most generous celebs to charity this year? Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga to name just two...

Saturday, December 22, 2012

LeAnn Rimes STILL stalking Brandi Glanville on TWITTER, Gives Brandi her This Is 40 review...

If you didn't know it already, LeAnn Rimes stalks Brandi Glanville via her twitter. On December 16, Brandi asked her followers if they knew when the movie "This is 40" came out, adding, "I need to see it!"and lucky her, five days later the horse-faced singer posted her review...STALKER. This is 40? More like this is freakin' scary!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Kartrashians and Jenners leaving Instagram, deleting their images...

Instagram is losing the biggest whore fest family in history, a family who posted pics of every waking moment and even one of Kim's bowel movements in real time. As Exposarazzi writes this, the entire Klan is deleting their photos...God forbid anyone should profit from their images, they do staged pics with $plash for their fair share...You can bet Mama Kris was on the phone to each of her reality spawn getting them to delete their pics asap. On an added note, maybe Kylie shouldn't have dropped out of school so soon for a modeling career, "policy's"?? [It's "policies" you idiot].

Will celebrities go running from Instagram now that it will use their posted photos and not pay them?

Facebook bought Instagram for gazillions of dollars, and now, well, now payback is a B-I-T-C-H for celebs. You see all those "look at me in my bikini" vanity pics are now property of Instagram and they can profit from them and cut the celeb out. GENIUS. To read all about it, click HERE

Friday, December 14, 2012

Eddie Cibrian photo taken today...This is how being married to LeAnn Rimes can age you!

He's only 39, but Eddie Cibrian is going grey overnight, and he's wrinkling up like an old prune! This is how being married to a mental case will age ya!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Body language expert analyzes Eddie Cibrian recoiling from LeAnn Rimes at red carpet ambush

Our body language expert Miss Knowitall tells Exposarazzi: "This is clearly LeAnn lunging into Eddie trying to prove how in love they are, when really Eddie is recoiling in horror..." Dare we say he looks like he's smelling sh*t?!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

This is one of Denise Richards' most bizarre set of staged pics...

Denise Richards called Startraks photo agency to take photos of her unloading groceries for an "End of World Party," in reference to the Mayan calendar which ends 12-21-12. The caption plugs Jell-O pudding as one of her purchases, and I know if the world was coming to an end, this would be the way to go, OD'ing on chocolate pudding. Looks like Denise and Startraks are running out of ideas for staged pics...

Monday, December 10, 2012

UGH, is anyone else out there as sick of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck photos as we are?

Jennifer Garner getting coffee. Ben Affleck getting coffee. The Garner-Afflecks have millions of dollars but no coffee machine in their home. They are forced out on to the mean streets of LA and into the waiting arms of the paparazzi to buy their cup of java. Then there's the endless stream of pics: Plain-Jane celeb Jennifer Garner picking up daughter Violet from school, from Karate class, from ballet, from soccer -- it simply never ends.
Exposarazzi once asked a paparazzi why he shot pics of Jennifer Garner picking up Violet from her then preschool in Santa Monica, every single day. "I know I'll at least get something for that day." Ugh, time for a career switch we say...

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Ice Loves Coco, and Coco loves rapper AP.9! Another reality show couple hits the skids...

A blog called "Media Take Out" got their grubby little mitts on some great pics of reality star Coco cozying up to an Oakland based rapper named AP.9, and her husband Ice-T is none too pleased. Coco has been in Las Vegas appearing in Peep Show, a topless show where she replaced the recently knocked up Holly Madison. Seems like Coco's been a bit naughty while away from her hubby. But this should be no shock to most of you, the "reality show curse" has struck once again and struck down a supposedly "perfect" couple...

Friday, December 7, 2012

LeAnn Rimes' songs are so lame even she can't remember the words!

The Daily Mail has taken Laxative Le to task for writhing around barefoot on stage in Thousand Oaks, Ca., recently, and for not even knowing her own lyrics. This sh*t just writes itself at this point...

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

LeAnn Rimes diet "secret" spilled by Brandi Glanville: LAXATIVES!

Young Mason Cibrian got very sick recently because of eating one of "Le's candies." You see "Le" is the name they call their whacked out Bonus Mom LeAnn Rimes, and "candies" are code for Rimes' diet secret: laxatives!
Only problem is, Mason, 9, didn't know that "candy" was code for something else, the poor kid just thought he had finally stumbled on something sugary in the house, since sugar is a banned substance for the fat-conscious country crooner.
"He thought it was a Skittle" Glanville told Us Weekly. The article goes on to say that according to Brandi's boys, Le keeps these "candies" in every purse. So do you want to look like a squinty eyed skeleton? Pop laxatives like candies and eat whatever you want! Maybe "Le" can market them herself: SHITTLES!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

What happens to Britney Spears' pets? The case of the disappearing doggies...

There was the Chihuahua named "Bit Bit," there was "Lacy" a Yorkie she bought on a whim at Pets of Bel Air, some little white poodle like thing named "Baby," never seen again, any of them. And now, her latest addition is Hannah, ("I'm Britney's bitch" Britney twittered with her pic), funny thing though, Hannah has already been to the vet with a serious health issue on December 4, 2012. What becomes of Britney's pocket-size pooches? Do they end up at animal shelters when she's tired of them? Small dogs have a fairly long life expectancy, sometimes 20 years or more, these dogs have disappeared from view after just a few months!

Monday, December 3, 2012

You don't need a body language expert to predict this split...

Kids, this is why celebrities do staged pics, because when they don't know they are being photographed, the reality shows through. Take these photos from today's Daily Mail, showing a slumping, saggy-assed Kendra Wilkinson on vacation with husband Hank Baskett in Cancun, Mexico. A sneaky pap got some images which reveal their real relationship, Hank smothering Kendra and her pulling away, not looking at him. Let's face it, they met when she was still at the bunny house on a yearly allowance for getting poked by the ancient Hugh Hefner, and she was looking for a reason to leave, she got pregnant and they got married. The honeymoon is over, and since she invested a hefty chunk of her money in Hank's gym business with his pal, she is responsible for keeping the family going financially.
Remember these photos folks, and you will not be "shocked" when the split announcement is made.