Thursday, August 28, 2014

Flashback Friday: Us Weekly, June 1, 2009

Such a total surprise!! #stalker

Look who's contract ended

Britney Spears and David Lucado broke up, or, in layman's terms, his contract ended. 
Wonder who dad Jamie Spears will hire next?

The curse is real folks...

Just 24 hours after sitting down with the gruesome twosome, Joan Rivers 'stopped breathing' during an operation.

Just say "No" to washed up country crooners and unemployed douche bags, it's a lesson for the kids out there...

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Let's play "Spot the diamond!"

Here's Jessa Duggar's engagement ring from Ben Seewald
Not sure why, but Ben creeps us out...
Maybe marrying the first guy who ever asks you out is the thing we don't like, oh well...

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Oh, I see a Season 2 of LeAnn & Eddie! Said no one, ever!!!

Ratings for "Eddie has a lazy eye and LeAnn has a lazy ovary episode" that aired on August 21: 

HINT for today's GUESS WHO?

He's married to this washed up, Ex-Lax lovin' crooner who also has a big butt!

Today's Guess Who?

Who's the out of work fattie with the diaper butt? (No fair looking in the 'labels' section!)
Seems like someone has been skipping the gym and hitting Dunkin' Donuts