Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Have you ever seen an uglier couple of douchebags?

Yes, that's the Starzlife crew, Stephen Lenehan and his "wife" Kelly Stagg-Lenehan, the same unsavory duo who are being sued by Oscar-winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black for copyright infringment among other travesties (case #CV09-05380). Of course they're guilty, of course they're hideous looking, of course they're going down hard! Good riddance to bad rubbish we say! Actually, this is Kelly and Stephen on a GOOD day, missing teeth, missing hair and phony hair piece, three hundred pounds over weight, transvestite make-up...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kelly! Roxy! Mamarazzi! Kennedy! Big fat loser! Whatever you call yourself

The riddler, the embezzler, Kelly! Don't get another donut! For the love of...

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

HERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE! Harvey Levin and boyfriend Andy Mauer

Some fast acting paparazzi got this shot of TMZ's slimeball producer and star Harvey Levin with his boyfriend Andy Mauer. Is it just us or is Andy a little embarrassed to be with Harvey? This photo was taken at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Malibu just after the "you don't need that cream in your coffee" spat from our earlier post. Good job papping the sultan of sleeze! If you want to contact him at home: 1136 N Doheny Drive, Hollywood, Ca., 90069, he and Andy bought the place together back in 2007

Monday, January 19, 2009

TMZ's Harvey Levin: His boyfriend thinks he's fat!

Harvey Levin is gay, and has been with his chiropractor boyfriend "Andy" (Dr. Andy Mauer) for a couple of years now, but we didn't realize that the relationship is showing signs of strain. 
On Sunday, January 18, 2009, the couple was getting coffee drinks at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Malibu at the pap infested Country Mart. Levin wanted cream in his coffee drink and his boyfriend said to him (in front of all the customers in line) "You don't want that! It's fattening!" 
The short, stout, and annoying Levin countered, "Yes I do!" 
It was back and forth like a couple of old ladies, until the boyfriend got his way. 
"Harvey didn't get cream in his coffee," says our source. 
We hope to bring you photos of the unhappy couple soon...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Floating losers

Junior (L) and Carlos (rt) join in the Reese Witherspoon parking garage gang bang in Beverly Hills. These two dopes have worked for every photo agency on earth, and remain convinced that non-exclusive photos of celebs with their heads down in dark parking garages are worth a million dollars. Don't let this happen to you kids...