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Friday, October 4, 2013

Exposarazzi history lesson: Home wrecker Julia Roberts hits a new low

Get out your notebooks and pens Exposarazzi students, there will be a quiz on this material at the end of the quarter: 

Julia Roberts met her current and second husband, cameraman Danny Moder in 2000, while he was already married to a very pretty woman named Vera Moder.

For that matter, Julia was in a long term relationship with actor Benjamin Bratt.

But the attraction was so great that soon clothes, wedding bands and morals were being flung in all directions --leaving Julia more determined than ever to get her man.

The easy part was dumping Benjamin Bratt --the hard part was getting rid of Vera.

Vera made it so difficult for our little superstar that the usually paparazzi hating Julia Roberts wore a homemade shirt for the photogs that read, "A Low Vera," supposedly in reference to the fact 'the wife' wasn't going away quietly. (Who knew she was so good at arts & crafts?)

So, while you see a 'pretty woman,' we see a horse faced home wrecker, one that preceded our morally devoid horse faced country crooner LeAnn Rimes by almost a decade.






Friday, April 20, 2012

X-17 videographer is proud of his job...

Well, his shirt is about three sizes too small, but this archaic X17 pap is proud of who he works for, and thinks wearing it on his shirt will encourage celebs to open up and talk to him, we're thinking, probably not...