Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Celebrity look alikes: Max George and Joran Van Der Sloot

It's time for a new celebrity look alike. This time Exposarazzi has chosen The Wanted singer Max George's (age 24, below) doppelganger Dutch murderer Joran Van Der Sloot (age 25, above). Is it just us or could these two be brothers?

This can't be good for Gabriel Aubry's modeling career!

The curse of Halle Berry struck model Gabriel Aubry in the form of Olivier Martinez' fists, and this is the shocking result. It seems like Aubry may have a legal case against Olivier if his face doesn't snap back into modeling level shape and he is unable to work in his chosen profession. Notice to all paparazzi: stand a good ten feet away from Olivier when you take his picture, and say only nice things!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

LeAnn Rimes set Eddie Cibrian up to be "caught cheating"

Watch THIS video, then return to this site.

LeAnn Rimes was having a hard time getting old slippery Eddie Cibrian to leave his wife Brandi Glanville. What to do, what to do? VIDEO HERE The answer was simple, she hired a private firm to put video cameras inside (and outside) a pre-arranged restaurant (Mosun) on March 7, 2009 in Laguna Beach so that the footage would reveal the affair. Like a fly to a spider's web, horny Eddie came a callin' and fell right into the horse-faced singer's web. 
LeAnn anxiously paces outside the restaurant, nervously looking at her phone and careful to not look where she's been told the cameras are hiding. 
Video outside, video inside, when have you ever had this much access to anything happening at a restaurant EVER? 
Not only that, but the cameras are mounted up high, this isn't some Brazilian X17 agency douchebag standing on the corner filming video and asking celebrities inane questions in broken English. This is pro-stuff, surveillance footage, and better video than documented the 1974 Patty Hearst bank robbery.
Then LeAnn had her publicist spoon feed the cheating scandal to Us Weekly, with stills from the video for a guaranteed cover story, even though at the time, LeAnn was barely known in the tabloid world. Literally no one knew who Eddie Cibrian was for that matter.
One problem, the story did NOT end the Cibrian marriage, and when confronted about the pics, he casually referred to LeAnn as a "speedbump" in his marriage to Brandi.
Not so fast slippery Ed! Once again, LeAnn got the private dicks to shoot her a few weeks later getting on the back of Eddie's motorcycle.
Bottom line is, LeAnn staged the entire "gotcha" moment, and her intent was to get her man--which she eventually did. Thanks to a gullible, horny Eddie and a naive public that believed the Us Weekly headline. Can you really "catch" yourself?

And, it's worth noting that aside from the Us Weekly logo claiming ownership rights, there is no agency claiming credit for actually getting this shocking video? Go on any celeb website, each photo, each video has a credit. But in this case? No photo/video credit speaks volumes.

The trouble with Halle

"I've never known a girl who can throw a tantrum like she does," David Justice on then estranged wife Halle Berry.

Poor Halle Berry
She was abused by her father, her first husband David Justice had anger issues, Eric Benet cheated on her, in 2000 there were forces bigger than her that made her flee the scene of a hit-and-run accident that she caused, leaving another driver bloodied and broken. 
Now, we have Gabriel Aubry, the father of her daughter Nahla. He's a hot head that got beaten to a pulp by her much shorter current fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving day [2012]. 
I'd be careful if I was Olivier, because when he and Halle break up, she may allege those fists hit her as well...BTW, each one of these "abusive" men went on to have normal relationships with women and were never in the news again...

Friday, November 23, 2012

Eddie Cibrian sends distress signal in LeAnn Rimes' twitter pic

Hoping to dispel the non-stop reports that their fragile union is on the brink of disaster, LeAnn Rimes put out a "Happy Thanksgiving from the Cibrians" Twitter photo...but look closely into those squinty eyes...no, not LeAnn's squinty eyes, Eddie's...he's sending us a covert message, a silent distress signal, "HELP ME!!!!!" Wish we could Ed, but you dug your hole now lay on it!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

JFX pap agency: Gang members trade in their guns for cameras...

Awwww...if you want a heart-warming and inspiring look at the paparazzi, just check out the 2007 film "Giving It Up" which chronicles the founding fathers of the JFX pap agency. One day they're spray painting churches in Koreatown, drive by shooting at a Taco Bell, car jacking, smash and grabbing, and the next they're taking warm and fuzzy pics of celebrities. Awwwww...Given how many JFX pics you see in the mags, we're guessing they're back to their old ways!

Friday, November 16, 2012

UK's Daily Mail calls out the Queen of Staged Photo Ops once again...

There are a lot of celebs who do staged photo ops in the hopes of keeping their faces and bodies in the public eye (Tori Spelling, LeAnn Rimes, Heidi Montag) but there's only one Grande Dame, Denise Richards. And, once again the Daily Mail is calling her out on her ridiculous "look at me" bikini pics...

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Staged pic flashback: Kendra Wilkinson fakes a pregnancy scare with Splash photos

Back in June of 2012, Kendra Wilkinson was looking to get some viewers to her new reality show Kendra On Top which had just switched from E!, to the barely watched WE network. What better way to get viewers than to fake buying a few pregnancy tests right? Well, she called her favorite agency $PLASH to take pics (they cut her into 50% of the sales) where you could easily make out her purchases in a plastic bag-- she even donned a sort of worried/perplexed expression to help fuel the gossip. Only one big problem, no magazine fell for the fake story and pics, and no viewers tuned into her WE show. In fact, it failed to make enough ratings to even register in the top 100 cable shows for Tuesday nights.