Sunday, September 29, 2013

Flashback [VIDEO] Sunday: Tony Vera video of Horsey and Mr Ed

Here's Eddie chasing the moving ATM back on June 2, 2010...sneaky video HERE

It looks like Horsey is dressed like a hooker, no shock there, she was filming the video for her (cough cough cough) hit song Swingin'. I'm sure it was a hit somewhere, right?

UK's Daily Mail basically says, "Eddie, who?"

After all these years the Daily Mail doesn't know Eddie Cibrian's last name, guess that makes him a 'Z' lister!
Such a shame, considering LeAnn and Eddie just spent two weeks in the UK for her 'I'm so sick' tour.

To read the whole article, click HERE!

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Kris Jenner wins date with former Bachelor Ben Flajnik for $2,500

Anything is better than being with your husband, right?
We love the comments on her post:

It's Granny Disick!

Is it just us, or does baby Penelope Disick look like an old lady?

Friday, September 27, 2013

Mission accomplished: Kris Jenner plays decoy to distract paparazzi

Kris Jenner is a crafty one. After seeing 25 paps sitting on her gated community, some with fold out chairs sitting along side their cars, she sprung into action so that daughter Kim Kardashian could take baby North to a doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills without any attention in her assistant's car. You see, North is about to start jet setting around the world and she needs shots and a clean bill of health.
Kris and Kim's pal (his name is so stupid we don't even want to write it) took all the paps to the nearby Topanga mall where they rode a carousel and ate corn dogs. That's normal behavior isn't it?
Kris came out of the back gate in a darkly tinted Rolls Royce so the paps couldn't see who was in the car until they got to the mall.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian snuck out in her GWagen and headed to Beverly Hills for North's check up.
If you're keeping score, the Jenner/Kardashian's won this round...

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Paparazzi loving Jennifer Garner sends her daughter out in this...

Garner claims to hate the paparazzi, yet she constantly baits them with tantalizing tidbits,
Don't you agree? Hey Jen, why don't you just have your daughter walk around with a target on her shirt?

Photo courtesy of Celebrity Baby Scoop. The blog where paps send their pics for FREE.

Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner hack Lamar Odom's twitter

Earlier this month, Khloe Kardashian hacked into 16-year old sister Kylie Jenner's twitter to post vulgar x rated tweets for her millions of young followers. Khloe was so proud of what she had done, she and Kendall Jenner posted a keek video showing them doing the hacking. See our post HERE.
Just days ago, a completely coherent, properly spelled messaged posted to Lamar's account, praising the Kardashians and putting his dad Joe on blast.
Khloe, probably at the direction of mama Kris Jenner, hacked Lamar's twitter to post the tweet.
One media outlet is reporting that Lamar doesn't even have internet in his rented crack house, "100 miles outside LA."
In the end, it all serves to give the Kartrashian Klan more publicity, so what do they care?

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Not such a dumb hillbilly after all...Miley Cyrus slams Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields played Miley Cyrus' mom in the Disney show Hannah Montana, allegedly via flashback episodes.
Mama Brooke (she has two young daughters) didn't like Miley's transformation into a freakish sex craved stripper on stage at the VMAs and told her opinion to whomever would listen.
Miley fired back, "Brooke Shields was in a movie where she was a prostitute at age 12!"
Yes, Brooke doesn't have a leg to stand on, it seems, because she did indeed play a child prostitute in the 1978 film Pretty Baby.

Well played, Ms Cyrus, well played...

Lamar Odom comes out of his crack den to blast father Joe

Did Khloe and Kris hack Lamar's twitter account? (Perhaps, so stay tuned)
Seems Joe has been getting chatty with the tabloids about Lamar's marriage, in-laws and other travesties, and Lamar has had enough, for now...

We forget, Bruce Jenner used to be a good looking dude...

Until he got his balls cut off by wife Kris Jenner, and Dr 90210 finished him off...

The best "reality family" on television

TLC's The Little Couple is our favorite reality TV show right now. Bill and Jen Klein's addition of little Will, 3, adopted from China earlier in the year has really provided some fun and super cute shows. If you're not watching, you're missing something...

iPhone paparazzi: Britney Spears leaves the Starbucks building

A fan took this sneaky pic of Britney Spears leaving a Starbucks in Burbank, Ca., today, September 24, 2013.

Moments later the fan sent it to a Britney Spears fansite, one that steals pap pics of Britney off photo agency and tabloid magazine ftps with unlimited impunity.

Moments after that, Exposarazzi stole it off the fansite, because as we say: payback's a BITCH!

Monday, September 23, 2013

How to spot a paparazzi --dirty car, clean windows and paper plates

Have you ever heard the saying, "Dirty car, clean windows?" Well, that old adage comes from a former WENN photographer named Gary Sun who told the LA Times that was the way to 'spot a pap car.'
You see, the sneakier paps shoot pics through their car windows, and they need to be clean, to hell with the rest of the car.
Here we see a photog sitting on Kim Kardashian, diligently cleaning his windows. He's not doing it for his health people!
He's also sporting a paper plate, despite the fact that he probably received his real plates in the mail two years ago.
Hey celebs, this is really a warning sign that a pap is following you!

Finally, a glimpse at LeAnn Rimes' iPhone

From the genius mind of @LibertyatCC

A bloated & mangled LeAnn Rimes limps into LAX after tour, no hubby to greet her or help her with her bags

Seems he was too busy out buying her sushi...

Historical morph: Abe Lincoln + Sean Penn=Hopper Penn

Is it just us or does Hopper Penn, 20, (the son of Robin Wright and Sean Penn) look more like an honest Abe/Sean combo?

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Flashback Saturday: Heather Locklear and daughter Ava Sambora

Ava's caption on this cute pic, "Twins since day one."
We agree!
Hard to believe Ava turns 16 next month, where does the time go?

Here we go again: Kendra on the Bottom

Season 2 of WE network's Kendra on Top has failed to make it into the top 100 cable shows for Friday night for two weeks in a row.

Kendra Wilkinson has 2.3 million twitter followers, she can't get even 200,000 of them to tune in?

This definitively proves that twitter 'followers' are bullsh*t numbers-- as inflated as Kendra's fake breasts. 

The Situation has a serious situation

Ever wonder what becomes of former 'reality stars?'

Paris Hilton at the age of 50

Kim Basinger: still hotter than all of us on our best day

She's 59, and she's still smoking hot.
How does this happen?
Kim strikes a pose today, with her almost 18-year old daughter Ireland Baldwin.

Kourtney Kardashian 'forgets' Kendall Jenner in PLANE GANG instagram photo

The money grubbing klan were off to Las Vegas on a private plane. Do you like how Kendall has to add her name to the bottom of the photo? BTW, Khloe looks absolutely heartbroken that husband Lamar Odom left her. We fully expect a 'we're divorcing' announcement any day now...

How did I miss this? LeAnn Rimes at fashion week

What becomes a washed up country crooner most?
A straightjacket of course...

From the wicked photoshoppery of @LibertyatCC

Jimi Hendrix from the grave: "Hey crazy white girl, STFU!"

It's 'HENDRIX' not 'HENDRICKS' you ignoramus @leannrimes! 

Tweet of the day award goes to....Beverly_75 aka "Bev"

LeAnn Rimes wrapped up her 'European tour' today and posted this:

And a wonderfully insightful person named 'Bev' posted this:

LeAnn Rimes arrested for shoplifting at Walmart?

Parody people, parody. Although, it looks like the cops roughed her up a bit!

Thursday, September 19, 2013

How many concerts will be cancelled due to this latest 'boo boo?'

Let's face it, Eddie wasn't answering his phone and she punched a wall...

Monday, September 16, 2013

Grannnie Cibrian makes the cover of AARP!

Now this is an issue we'll be buying!

We would again love to thank the photoshop magic of @blockedbyleann 

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Look! It's maid of honor Britney Spears!

Looks like Britney Spears went to San Francisco today September 15, 2013, to celebrate Jamie Lynn Spears upcoming wedding, and oh, there's mama Lynne, far right...

Below please find a photo we shamelessly stole off of a Britney Spears fansite that has been ripping off paparazzi photos for years.

We can't tell you how much pleasure it gave us to steal this image off the 'heavy breathing' Britney fansite.

Payback's a bitch--bitch!

Grandma Cibrian now trending on

It doesn't hurt that just a few weeks ago Grandma Cibrian was SWF'ing Mrs Doubtfire...

Eddie and Grandma Cibrian tool around Dublin, Ireland taking in the sights

From blushing bride to grandma in two years...

LeAnn Rimes in concert: WTF were those lyrics??

Not so hidden crib notes to remember the lyrics of your own songs?
Yeah, that's a big 'thumbs up' Horsey!