Thursday, October 31, 2013

It never ends well for child a child 'prodigy'

Heidi Klum throws down some serious Halloween

Heidi Klum is the DING DING DING winner, showing us what she will look like in her old age...

Eddie Cibrian is Ted Kaczynski --minus the brains of course

Mr Ed dressed as Unibomber Ted Kaczynski for Halloween. Wow, great job Ed! This could lead to a role in Hollywood! 

LeAnn & Eddie are so original

Honey Boo & and family get their Kardashian on

More trick than treat, but we LOVE it!

Star was right, Bruce Jenner is turning into a woman!

WTF? Here's Brucilla at an amusement park on October 30, looking very unamused...

Star magazine changes their cover when they learn LeAnn Rimes' true net worth...

From the brazilliantly twisted mind of my twitter IDOL @carothinks...


Toldyaso first

The Daily Mail is calling Kendra Wilkinson out for 'tacky' pregnancy reveal to plug paid sponsor...

Kendra Wilkinson has been getting money from Clear Blue Easy since JUNE 2012

Remember this staged photo op? 
Kendra Wilkinson 'caught' carrying a see through bag with Clear Blue Easy pregnancy test showing? 
She's been getting money to promote their brand for a year and a half now...

Staged photos compliments of $plash photo agency

This is why Kendra Wilkinson couldn't tell her family the pregnancy news first? $ from ClearBlueEasy

Her meter is always running. 
Since the magazines wouldn't pay Kendra Wilkinson for the big pregnancy #2 reveal, she found a sponsor who would, Clear Blue Easy.
What Kendra is about to find out is that baby #2 isn't embraced by the tabloids like baby #1, money wise. 
She will have to work extra hard to rake in the cash for this bun in her oven. 
And, we hope she spends more time with this child than she has with Little Hank, who is almost 4-years old. 

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Here's a photo of LeAnn Rimes' fans

Wowzers! She has a lot of them!

This kinda says it all...

From the fierce @carothinks

As you must know by now, LeAnn Rimes' case against the Smiley's has been thrown out, read Radar Online story HERE

On the rocks? No way! JLo and Casper celebrate their two year anniversary on twitter

The media seems to have missed this, so let's see how fast they copy Exposarazzi, shall we? 

We've already been ripped off by the drunks over at  Page Six (we hear booze hound Richard Johnson is back behind a desk), so here's another one for them to pour in a shot glass...

And...did Casper get a Harley Davidson motorcycle from his 'bear' JLo for making it to the 2-year mark? 

OOOH, JLo upped Casper's allowance! 

WITCHIPOO IS MELTING!!: LeAnn Rimes' lawsuit against Smiley's thrown out today...

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! 
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know 
The Wicked Witch is dead!

New Star magazine cover

We think Eddie Cibrian would have to have a J-O-B before he dumps his horse-faced wife, but who knows? And the $50 million is way off, LeMann is lucky if she has a few million in the bank. Oh, and get ready for the staged, "We're SO HAPPY!" pics...

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Wrecking ball LeAnn Rimes does her best Miley Cyrus impression

From the genius mind of my twitter peep @carothinks: 

Covering Private Parts? Body Language Expert Not Needed!

Cheating spouse Matthew Morris stepped out with his wife, and like we said, a body language expert is NOT needed. 
Earlier in the week, Smash director Morris was caught by paps smooching his leading lady, American Idol alum and also married star Katharine McPhee
While wife Mary McCormack (mother of his THREE children) looks like she's taken him back for now, he's guarding his privates and walking a safe distance from his likely pissed off spouse!

Monday, October 28, 2013

Bearded look alikes of the week: Spencer Pratt and Slater Trout

We're not going to call them 'celebrities' because they're not, but simply say that they look similar. 
Pratt, 30, was on the MTV reality show The Hills, and Trout, 18, is the boyfriend of that 'dirty little pig' Ireland Baldwin
But we do see a resemblance, and let's face it, they're both sorta douchie...

Sunday, October 27, 2013

From the TMI (too much information) Files...

We love how celebrities take to twitter to tell the most intimate details of their day-to-day lives, frankly it makes our job so much easier! But sometimes we wish they would hold back--uh, just a little.
Case in point: 
Vanessa Lachey recently updated us on how her  13-month old son Camden is doing...

Holy arm veins Batman!

Okay, we know she's been through a lot this year, but it may be time to eat a juicy hamburger! 

EDDIE!! Come back now or no allowance this week!!

We have to hand it to Horsey (who is filming her 'scripted reality show'), this IS likely what her daily life consists of, roping Mr Ed and getting him back in the stable. 
"Who left the dang barn door open?"

What's wrong with this picture? Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner bundle up on a chilly 72 degree day...

We already knew Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner didn't have a coffee maker in their home, which means they have to go out and buy it at Starbucks or any establishment that will have them.
Now we see that they are tired of being photographed in their light summer wear, and are dying to show off their winter best. 
Problem is, it was a warm day in LA today, as it is almost every day; hardly weather that requires layers of clothing and knit caps!
Maybe they can go live in Ben's hometown of Boston and bundle up, get coffee, wear a fake mustache around, and here's the bonus, not be bothered by paparazzi?! 

By the way, this Just Jared photo caption below is simply precious! 'Bundled up on the chilly fall morning...' REALLY!  

Kendra Wilkinson is FAKING IT

Yes, she probably 'faked it' for her former boyfriend Hugh Hefner, 87, but now we are willing to say that she is definitely NOT pregnant with baby #2. 
It's all a ploy to get you to tune into her latest reality show. 
When Kendra gets pregnant, in the early stages, her boobs get large and in charge, as we see with this photo of Kendra (below). 
She thinks that magazines will be lining up to get pics and interviews with her and she can rake in some extra money before the season runs out on her show. 
Word to Kendra, we're on to you BIG TIME. 
That's why the magazine you 'leaked' the rumor to didn't even mention you in its new issue. Not a picture, not a gossip item, NADA.
They now know it's a false report as well. 
Free advice: Make up with your mother and stick to the facts or the mags won't trust you one bit. 

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Kendra Wilkinson LOSING FANS because of fight with her family

One of the people who does the Kendra Wilkinson fan page on Facebook openly laments on 'losing interest' and being 'disappointed' in the 28-year old reality star because of her vicious fight with mom Patti and younger brother Colin.

Okay, so her grammar and spelling are sucky, still, the message is sad and heartfelt. 

Dang! Bruce Jenner is turning into a weird looking woman!

This photo has NOT been photoshopped. 
Bruce Jenner has a cameo role in some crap Jamie Kennedy movie along side Hank Baskett III, and the two were on a recent episode of WE network's Kendra On Top
They play Hunger Games era type sportscasters in the short segment. 
Here he is in the hair and make-up trailer...

Former Bachelor star Ben Flajnik, officially the biggest loser ever

Exposarazzi never liked Ben Flajnik, we called him "boring as sh*t" and "dumb as a sack of rocks," among other things.
The fact that the 30-year old wino who was on Season 16 of the Bachelor franchise is constantly hanging out with, and possibly screwing fellow wino Kris Jenner, 57, just proves we were right all along.
Yes, you guessed it, we're doing the 'toldyaso' dance even as we write this...

At what point do we stop calling him 'Little' Hank?

Kendra Wilkinson stepped out in LA with her 3-year old son Hank Baskett IV
We're saying that at age 5 he could tower over his reality star mother!
On another note, we are going on-the-record to say the pregnancy rumor is FALSE, started by Kendra herself to boost interest in her latest reality show on the WE network. WORD

KM Press Group

Horse meet Horsey

We will never criticize again, they are pure genius at what they do!

Halloween flashback to 2012: Fergie as Angelyne

Basically, Fergie Ferg can do no wrong, she's even rockin' the blanked-out, expressionless Angelyne attitude!

This is actually Leo DiCaprio's best look yet...

Can you tell that we're not a fan? 
Why can't Halloween be every day of the year? 
Basically we have to trust the photo agency that this indeed is the Titanic loser, if not, the joke's on us...

Cute baby alert: Snooki and family strike a pose for Halloween

We wish Snooki hadn't gotten those weird SUPER WHITE veneers on her teeth, because we like her, and her super adorable one-year old son Lorenzo...
And look, they're obviously still living at fiance Jionni LaValle's parents' home, guess who's smart about her $$?!

How many times does Jennifer Garner have to tell you not to take her picture?


Jennifer Garner was snapped on Friday, October 25, leaving a costume shop with her daughter Violet Affleck. To us, it looks like Garner is upset that she's not getting in the magazines lately and wanted to step up her game, which ironically, has lots of shame. 

Photo: UK Daily Mail