Sunday, September 1, 2013

Poor sickly LeAnn Rimes, her life has been full of (convenient) illnesses

You think your life is hard?

Here is a list of excuses that poor, habitual liar,  LeAnn Rimes has come up with recently in order to get out of a yodeling gig:

Cold
Flu
Tonsillitis 
Sore throat
Kidney Stones
Pink Eye
Allergies
Bruised Foot
Leg Infection 
Psoriasis
Eczema
Epstein Barr
Blurred vision
Vertigo
Toothache
TMJ
Ear Infection
Massive Infection
Tooth Abscess
Emergency Root Canal
Upheaval in personal life
Hang nail
Ingrown nail
Staph infection
Exhaustion
Dehydration
Anxiety
Depression
Severely bruised shin
Broken hand
Broken fingers
Gravely Ill
Strained vocal chord
Scalded throat from (gasp) HOT TEA
Broken Blood Vessel (On Vocal Chord)
Viral Bronchitis
Severe stomach pain and sickness
Whiplash from minor fender bender 


It's amazing that a birthday, upcoming vacation or some other celebratory event immediately cures her.
BLeSsED.
May we suggest dear Le, that you go live in a bubble somewhere?