Look whose contract ended

Britney Spears and David Lucado broke up, or, in layman's terms, his contract ended. 
Wonder who dad Jamie Spears will hire next?

Britney Spears gets ready to party on Oscar night

Justin Trawick busts a gut

Justin Trawick (Britney Spears' ex-fiance) got called out by TMZ for packing on the lbs just like KFed did after their break up as well. But, fear not, Justin's hitting the gym first thing tomorrow, so he says...

iPhone paparazzi: Britney Spears leaves the Starbucks building

A fan took this sneaky pic of Britney Spears leaving a Starbucks in Burbank, Ca., today, September 24, 2013.

Moments later the fan sent it to a Britney Spears fansite, one that steals pap pics of Britney off photo agency and tabloid magazine ftps with unlimited impunity.

Moments after that, Exposarazzi stole it off the fansite, because as we say: payback's a BITCH!

Look! It's maid of honor Britney Spears!

Looks like Britney Spears went to San Francisco today September 15, 2013, to celebrate Jamie Lynn Spears upcoming wedding, and oh, there's mama Lynne, far right...

Below please find a photo we shamelessly stole off of a Britney Spears fansite that has been ripping off paparazzi photos for years.

We can't tell you how much pleasure it gave us to steal this image off the 'heavy breathing' Britney fansite.

Payback's a bitch--bitch!

REVEALED--Britney Spears: Is her boyfriend under contract to date her?

When we first heard about David Lucado, he was described as someone who 'works at a law office.'
But as the days, weeks, and months go by, it's obvious that he doesn't have a J-O-B.
He's amazingly free to hang out with the former pop princess during the week, at night, weekends, for travel, movie openings, events, any old time.
It's funny that there was never a named law office employing him. "Mystery Law Firm," maybe? Non-existent we say.
This makes us think that he, like Jason Trawick before him, was selected by dad Jamie Spears to keep Britney out of trouble.
This is his J-O-B.
We believe he is paid for the service he is providing. Keeping her away from Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib types and drugs and partying.
Trawick's contract expired, and whala, David Lucado appeared.
By the way, this new puppy of Britney's seems to be holding on for dear life, poor thing.
What happened to the TWO pooches she bought last year?

Flashback --So you want to be famous? Britney Spears and KFed on a romantic beach date, April 23, 2004

Look behind you Britney, that's a Fame/Flynet photographer!

Many times there are so many paps trying to follow and shoot the celeb, they get in each other's photos. Here we see that while X17 is snapping Britney Spears, a Fame/Flynet photographer in a black Toyota RAV trails behind her...

Countdown to LeAnn Rimes' head shaving meltdown in front of 100 paps

Somewhere there's a hair salon that's keeping staff working until midnight waiting for crazy LeAnn Rimes' epic hair shaving episode...

Flashback Friday: Adnan Ghalib, the pap who scaled Mt Everest

Well, not really, more of a metaphorical Mt Everest, but Adnan Ghalib did achieve some greatness in his time, a paparazzi dream come true, he dated Britney Spears for about four months (end of 2007 to March of 2008).
For years, big talker/liar Adnan would brag that he could get celebs on the phone, "Let me call Ben [Affleck], I'll see if he wants to do something today," meaning staged pics. Needless to say, Ben, Mariah, Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt,  never picked up the phone.
The dapper Adnan from Afghanistan with the British accent would throw out all kinds of big names, and the paps would laugh and laugh and mock him behind his back.
Then one day the lies became the truth when he helped Britney Spears escape a crush of paps when she tried to walk out of a gas station restroom --and the rest was history.
Suddenly the big talker was really doing something big-- Britney Spears!
The paps were all green with envy.
And the staged set ups were appropriately hilarious. 
One "Finalpixx" set had Adnan and Britney looking at pregnancy tests at night in a CVS store-- that was an Exposrazzi favorite.
The romance didn't end well. 
In fact, it ended in restraining orders and hit and run accidents, but it's worth looking back and remembering the pap who invaded the inner circle and actually dated the celeb.
It's worth noting that Finalpixx never had a set again after Adnan left the Britney building...

From Radaronline: Britney's dog Hannah is very sick, she bought it from Barkworks

We don't hear good things about Barkworks, and this Radar item just sort of confirms our suspicions about it...To read the Radar article, click HERE

What happens to Britney Spears' pets? The case of the disappearing doggies...

There was the Chihuahua named "Bit Bit," there was "Lacy" a Yorkie she bought on a whim at Pets of Bel Air, some little white poodle like thing named "Baby," never seen again, any of them. And now, her latest addition is Hannah, ("I'm Britney's bitch" Britney twittered with her pic), funny thing though, Hannah has already been to the vet with a serious health issue on December 4, 2012. What becomes of Britney's pocket-size pooches? Do they end up at animal shelters when she's tired of them? Small dogs have a fairly long life expectancy, sometimes 20 years or more, these dogs have disappeared from view after just a few months!

Paris Jackson's stalker: Felipe Teixeira

Once he realized he couldn't find Britney Spears, this Brazilian tampon decided to torment Paris Jackson. Here is his full car plate, and car for that matter! Seems like Ability Films really hates him, read more HERE

X-17 sits on Britney Spears TWO WEEKS and INF gets her!

This is why a bunch of illegal immigrants from Brazil should be taken out to the shed and whipped with a spiked, dirty electrical cord in the rain. 

X-17 devotes three FULL TIME photographers to "sit on" Britney Spears in Calabasas. Chort Lens, Camouflage, and 4-runner douche (as we like to call them) sit and wait at various corners where she could exit, in the extreme valley heat, rain, sleet and well, you get the drift. So, after two weeks of sitting, who gets photos of Britney and her boys? INF! Bless their hearts, an enterprising INF crew snapped the X-17-free trio behind a karate studio in the valley. Look at Britney's expression, "Hey, where'd you guys come from?" sort of look. She's probably relieved that the criminals at X-17 are no where to be seen. Way to go INF!

Ah, when she wants to escape the paps, she can!

Britney Spears went shopping in Santa Barbara California today, with her assistant and a bodyguard -- and not a single photographer in sight. Hence, I have no photo to put up for you! Shows that the 26-year old pop tart can leave her house without being followed and get privacy when she wants it. Mission Not-Impossible!

Britney Spears needs the paparazzi

If you hadn't noticed, Britney Spears is not featured in any of the magazines this week. Why? She's not flashing her privates, shaving her head, or dating a paparazzi; in other words, she's back to "normal." 

So what's a fading pop star to do [who has an album coming out on Dec. 2]? Why, head to the pap-infested "Mr Bones" pumpkin patch in West Hollywood with her boys for an "impromptu" photo-op of course! 

Fingers crossed --hope she gets in the mags next week!