Two male dancers play tug-o-war with Jennifer Lopez to become her new boyfriend

Who will be the next Cris Judd or Casper Smart? 

Former Bachelor star Ben Flajnik, officially the biggest loser ever

Exposarazzi never liked Ben Flajnik, we called him "boring as sh*t" and "dumb as a sack of rocks," among other things.
The fact that the 30-year old wino who was on Season 16 of the Bachelor franchise is constantly hanging out with, and possibly screwing fellow wino Kris Jenner, 57, just proves we were right all along.
Yes, you guessed it, we're doing the 'toldyaso' dance even as we write this...

Casper Smart: How a kept man spends his day

Ever wonder what Beau "Casper" Smart does all day besides fan Jennifer Lopez with an ostrich feather as she reclines on a chaise lounge?
Well, wonder no more.
We caught up with the human penis (c'mon, you know he looks like one) via his twitter account, and it looks like he's busy getting tattoos inside JLo's Hidden Hills home, updating his penis-like head shot, begging for an acting role on Sons of Anarchy while watching season after season on dvd, and well, that's about it.
How long until 'Jenny From The Block' (who is 18 years older than Casper) puts him into the curbside recycling bin? 
We're saying very soon.
Update: She kicked him out in May 2014...

[Is it really a "sleeve" of tattoos if it's on your leg Casper, or is it a "sock" of tattoos?]

Ali, who? Roberto Martinez snags himself a Playmate of the Year!

Everyone hears about former Bachelorette (season 6) contestant and attention whore Ali Fedotowsky and her new nerdy boyfriend, but what about the handsome fiance she dumped?
Well shed no tears for hunky Roberto Martinez, he's moved in with Sara Underwood, a former Playmate of the Year [2007]!
The couple recently traveled together to Colorado where he competed in a triathlon.
We're thinking he traded up!

Flashback Friday: Adnan Ghalib, the pap who scaled Mt Everest

Well, not really, more of a metaphorical Mt Everest, but Adnan Ghalib did achieve some greatness in his time, a paparazzi dream come true, he dated Britney Spears for about four months (end of 2007 to March of 2008).
For years, big talker/liar Adnan would brag that he could get celebs on the phone, "Let me call Ben [Affleck], I'll see if he wants to do something today," meaning staged pics. Needless to say, Ben, Mariah, Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt,  never picked up the phone.
The dapper Adnan from Afghanistan with the British accent would throw out all kinds of big names, and the paps would laugh and laugh and mock him behind his back.
Then one day the lies became the truth when he helped Britney Spears escape a crush of paps when she tried to walk out of a gas station restroom --and the rest was history.
Suddenly the big talker was really doing something big-- Britney Spears!
The paps were all green with envy.
And the staged set ups were appropriately hilarious. 
One "Finalpixx" set had Adnan and Britney looking at pregnancy tests at night in a CVS store-- that was an Exposrazzi favorite.
The romance didn't end well. 
In fact, it ended in restraining orders and hit and run accidents, but it's worth looking back and remembering the pap who invaded the inner circle and actually dated the celeb.
It's worth noting that Finalpixx never had a set again after Adnan left the Britney building...