Dear Us Weekly --So Jennifer Aniston should be giving birth in March 2014?

Tabloid magazines count on the fact that y'all out there forget what they've written about fifteen seconds after you've read it.
That's why we're going to hold Us Weekly's feet to the fire on their fake Jennifer Aniston pregnancy cover that ran in September 2013.
If Aniston was three months pregnant in September, then we should be hearing the pitter patter of little baby feet by March 2014, right?
But we're guessing that a red-faced Us Weekly knows it's not true as well, that's why they never mentioned the made up story on their website, or in their magazine again since it ran.
Bazinga