Here's a bearded Dean McDermott having a convo with his famous wife Tori Spelling.
But what on earth are they saying to each other?
"You're pregnant AGAIN??"
"What do you mean I have to get a job??"
"I just watched our sex tape..."
"You want to perform a vasectomy on me yourself?"
"You spent what, on what? Tori stop spending money!"
"What the f*ck did I do now?"
Dean thinks, "Oh shit, she knows I did a sex tape with her gay BFF!"
"Dean, did you really send my mother [Candy] a photo of my poop this morning?" [read THIS post and you'll understand]