Twitter peep Debbie is our winner of today's 'Caption This' contest:

"Okay, I downloaded 50, now it's your turn." Shrek, aka Darrell Brown to donkey, aka LeAnn Rimes...

Caption this...

"Don't touch my vod...err...I mean cake!!" 

Tonight's Caption This: Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky with golf bag

"Okay Kim, Lisa is in the golf bag, what next?" 

Caption This contest brings in amazing retorts...

Here's a bearded Dean McDermott having a convo with his famous wife Tori Spelling. 
But what on earth are they saying to each other? 

Answers:
"You're pregnant AGAIN??"
"What do you mean I have to get a job??"
"I just watched our sex tape..." 
"You want to perform a vasectomy on me yourself?" 
"You spent what, on what? Tori stop spending money!" 
"What the f*ck did I do now?"
Dean thinks, "Oh shit, she knows I did a sex tape with her gay BFF!" 
"Dean, did you really send my mother [Candy] a photo of my poop this morning?" [read THIS post and you'll understand]

Caption this: Oh, why bother, we'll caption it for you

"It says here on Radar Online you're a 'washed-up country crooner' Le!"
Or..."Eyes on your own paper you cheating bitch!" 

Photo: KM Press Group

Caption this photo from 'Casa de Crazy'

LeAnn and Eddie troll web to find exact bikini Brandi Glanville was wearing in a staged beach photos the day before...
or, Eddie getting LeAnn to tell him the passcode to her bank account...
or, Eddie and LeAnn looking at women to have threesomes with..
or, "Do you remember how good looking you were when we met Eddie?"
"Yeah, good looking."