Eddie Cibrian blasts ex-wife for doing staged photos, but his new wife can do it all she wants!

If we do not study History, we are doomed to repeat ourselves.

Take a look at this paragraph from a custody document filed by Eddie Cibrian in 2009.

It's like he could be talking about LeAnn Rimes!

LeAnn Rimes "bikini bombs" ET stylist Mary Alice Haney

ET wanted to update Horsey's fashion sense out of her 'streetwalker chic' rut, so they sent out stylist Mary Alice Haney to her Hidden Hills rental home. Imagine her surprise when the mentally ill exhibitionist LeAnn came around the corner in a bikini! Her explanation? "Well, everyone thinks I walk around in a bikini all day, I might as well!"
Imagine our surprise when we saw pap "Big Head" hiding in her closet, camera ready, behind her Ferragamo shoe section!
Poor Mary Alice, she probably asked for overtime pay for this makeover madness!
Somewhere Sigmund Freud is scratching his head going, "Diese Frau ist verrückt!" or translated,"This woman is NUTS!"

LeAnn Rimes desperate to be photographed tweets her location in real time to paps

Desperate, much?
Fame whore skeletor LeAnn Rimes is really cutting into Big Head (GSI) and Maciel (X17)'s profits now, she's tweeted her exact location to the throngs of paps already in Cabo to shoot Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney. She's going to have to walk around topless to trump fellow fame whore Kim Kardashian and her baby news...

LeAnn Rimes cancels another concert--she's still "sick" y'all!

The Westminster College campus in New Wilmington, PA, must be so disappointed. The 20 students who signed up to hear LeAnn Rimes yodel on Thursday, October 11, will have to wait to be entertained by the infected, diseased, and mentally ill entertainer. Despite putting on a leather mini-skirt and big smile to go grocery shopping so she could be photographed in a staged setting with pap "Big Head/clean undies" Mike Kamara on Tuesday October 9, she is still crying "sick." What's really making her sick is that her husband Eddie Cibrian refuses to wear his wedding band when he is not with her, sending out those "I'm single let's mingle" vibes...

Concert venues dumping LeAnn Rimes due to lack of sales

Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Concert venues across the country are canceling LeAnn Rimes' concerts due to lack of, and/or lackluster sales. That's no surprise really. Especially since she wants to charge her remaining ten fans $12.50 a pop to see photos of her and learn exclusive news items on her new Spitfire website. With her husband Eddie Cibrian out of work, LeAnn needs all the money she can get, guess those staged pics with Big Head Mike Kamara aren't selling like they used to! After 30-days in a fake "rehab" (aka her rental home in Hidden Hills) for social media and other addictions, LeAnn is back on twitter like a fiend, proving that like all things she does, she is FAKE, FAKE, FAKE. Oh, and that butterfly tattoo in her recent twitter pic? FAKE too...Pathetic attention getting device.

It's official: LeAnn Rimes is WHACK

LeAnn Rimes checked into rehab today for anxiety. Turns out, the happy home wrecker has a lot to be anxious about. Seems her last 3 staged bikini photo ops were ignored by the magazines. There are reports that her ever lovin' hubby Eddie Cibrian has a girlfriend (or two) on the side. Her koo koo birthday cake for Eddie this year was the two of them fornicating on top in frosting while his sons looked on. She wasn't being called "skinny" anymore. No one wants to buy her music. What to do? Now, Exposarazzi believes that a 5150 hold on the washed up country crooner is the right step, but is she just using it as a way to get back into the weekly tabloids? Eddie's ex, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Brandi Glanville had the best comment yet: "I'm glad she's getting help."

Someone has leased a new car! How exciting! Guess we know why the license plates are missing

What's up with the paper plate changes? Up to no good obviously!

Proof from TWITTER that LeAnn Rimes collects a percentage of bikini pics

Does LeAnn Rimes have a bit of a 'stache? In 1997 it was a "milk moustache" now it's the real thing...

Time to see the waxer!

Twitter account tweets deleted to protect LeAnn & Eddie, but it's too late

It's interesting that LeAnn and her pap pals choose to communicate in a public forum like Twitter, what happened to good old fashioned texting?

PROOF (thru Twitter) that LeAnn & Eddie are doing staged photo ops with paparazzi Mike Kamara for "50 percent" of the profits

We learn a lot in this twitter banter, Screen grabbed before it can be deleted from the public forum/twitter account. The "clean undies" reference is just gross and perverted, but else what can you expect??

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are the new Spencer and Heidi --King and Queen of staged photo ops

Ah, tired of being the brunt of cheating spouse jokes and "skeletal skin and bones" body round-ups in the media, the gruesome twosome of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes have found a way to change their image. It could only get better, right? They recently flew a big-headed pap from GSI down to Mexico to shoot staged bikini shots at the exclusive and private resort. Eddie looks a bit embarrassed, right? Not LeAnn, she paid for the pap to be there, and she got her money's worth!

GSI vs X17, showdown at the Topanga Mall over Britney Spears

If you want to see GSI's BIG HEAD fight with the Brazilian douchebags from X17, click HERE! The video was posted on YouTube by Felipe who calls himself "Paparazzi818."

Big Head thinks he's sneaky and tries to follow other paps. Sometimes he gets a little lost: