LeAnn Rimes confirms: I shart myself at Miami fashion show

So the 'suspicious' stain was spinach juice, now we officially know everything about you and we're horrified. 

Hey Stoopid, this is why you don't take your horny Cuban hubby to a bikini fashion show!

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LeAnn Rimes' leakage: Fashion statement or accident?

LeAnn Rimes has never been known for good hygiene. She tweets every day about some medical mishap, but has she finally gone over the edge? 
Perhaps it's time to cut down on those 'candies' Le, or as they are officially known-- Ex-Lax tablets. 

Photos compliments of the Daily Mail online UK

Let's play a game: In which photo does Eddie look happier?

Taken at the same event, a Luli Fama fashion show in Miami, Eddie Cibrian poses with hot model Rachell Vallori, and later with his ball and chain maxi-cling wife LeAnn Rimes. 
You be the judge: 

The next Mrs Cibrian? Eddie cops a feel of gorgeous swimwear model!

LeAnn Rimes made the mistake of taking husband Eddie Cibrian backstage at a fashion show tonight. Let's just say that the word "papacito" means "delicious man" in Spanish slang. 
Can we just say, we haven't seen Eddie quite this happy in years?! 

 Meanwhile, check out LeAnn in the old lady dress and the model trying to change in the background!