Tori Spelling checks into hospital with FAKE illness

Tori Spelling is embarrassed she was CAUGHT red-handed faking a cheating scandal with Us Weekly to get some much needed CASH. 
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues. 
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful. 
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm. 
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic. 

MIRACULOUS RECOVERY! First day of shooting reality show, her hairdresser is on his way to sicko's home!

We knew it would happen, a miraculous recovery, thanks to a shot, and chicken soup prepared by her ever cheatin' hubby Eddie.
Now, a hairdresser named Paul Norton heads over to the house to style Horsey's mane. Advice for Mr Norton: Wear surgical mask, better yet, go "total hazmat..." (see suit below)
So much for reality! Fake illness, fake hair, fake life...

Flashback Monday: LeAnn Rimes exposes dying Make a Wish girl to flu

Decoding Horsey's tweet: Bonus son got me sick, that's why I'm not going to yodel in Wyoming--but see you at the Malibu Carnival!

Once you get to know the mentally ill singer that is Margaret LeAnn Rimes, you can easily de-code her tweets with deft swiftness.
Let us analyze her latest tweet:

Now, in this tweet we learn that Horsey is very sick. But why? Can it be that one of her back to school bonus son's gave her the ailment?
She has accused them of that in the past.
In this case Mason, 10, bears the brunt of the tweet.
Due to this catastrophic diagnosis, two venues in Wyoming will have to do without the somber pitchy yodelings of Le.
She had two gigs there, one today, Friday, and one tomorrow.
Now, she alleges that chicken broth and mash potatoes are what she needs to get better.

A MIRACULOUS thing will happen in the next 24 hours. Horsey will be completely cured!

She will be photographed with Mr Ed taking the Cibrian boys to the annual carnival in Malibu, with staged photos to document the occasion.
So to you poor dumb saps in Wyoming who actually bought tickets to see this train wreck, take two aspirins and don't call Horsey in the morning.