Tori Spelling is embarrassed she was CAUGHT red-handed faking a cheating scandal with Us Weekly to get some much needed CASH.
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues.
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful.
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm.
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott AND Us Weekly are playing us all for FOOLS.
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck.
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer?
NOWHERE, that's where.
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie?
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife."
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that?
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle.
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight).
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is.
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?'
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview.
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS.
And don't get us started on how much money Tori and Dean have raked in post-scandal on $TAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks!
We're pretty sure that Dean's ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace was doing something equally mundane back in August 2005 when her then husband (Dean the douchebag) was cheating on her with a married Tori!
Woe is you if someone involved in a scandal shares your same exact name.
Such is the case with an Emily Goodhand in the UK who was deluged with hate tweets after her comely Canadian namesake sold her story to Us Weekly.
You know the sordid details already, it involves a one night stand with Dean McDermott, aka Mr Tori Spelling on December 6, 2013.
The UK Emily Goodhand took the time to answer back her 'haters,' we have no idea what the naughty Emily Goodhand is up to though!
