Tori Spelling emerges---looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!

Does this look like someone who is distraught and barely able to cope? 
Nah...this looks like someone who is pleased as punch that she has 'fooled' the gullible public and put herself back in the $potlight! 
Here she is posing for Startraks inside her rental home on Tuesday, April 29, 2014

SNEAK PEEK: LeAnn Rimes' new Christmas album!!

LeAnn Rimes has been tweeting about recording some holiday songs for a Christmas CD with producer Darrell Brown, but we got a sneak peek at the cover art and WE LOVE IT! 

Thanks to twitter peep @LibertyatCC for her impeccable artistry

LeAnn Rimes---so many injuries and illnesses, we've officially lost count

Twitter peep @dirtyvegas5 took a stab at it though: 

The person in this picture is heading into surgery...

For a 'hang nail'--

According to LeAnn Rimes, if you get a hang nail, you should head right to the ER...
Just when you thought this idiot couldn't get any stupider

This woman is CRAZY

Tori Spelling checks into hospital with FAKE illness

Tori Spelling is embarrassed she was CAUGHT red-handed faking a cheating scandal with Us Weekly to get some much needed CASH. 
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues. 
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful. 
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm. 
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic. 

Radio silence: Candy Spelling seems blissfully unaware of her daughter's problems

Candy, did you watch True Tori? We're guessing that's a big N-O.

We love this tweet: The Friends' cast in their high school yearbook pics...