Little Miss Fortune

Don't you love Twitter? Especially when the dumb as doorknob celebrities like Kim Kardashian reveal that they are functional (barely) illiterates! Check out her tweet, and remember, one person's "misfortune" is another's blog item...

Kim Kardashian: MY BIG FAT FAKE WEDDING

Carefully orchestrated timing on pulling the plug on her 2 1/2 month marriage: Monday morning, on the day the magazine's close their issues, so they are out on stands by Wednesday. It didn't hurt that her mother Kris Jenner's book came out the same week.

Carefully orchestrated timing on Kim's trip to Minnesota to see Kris Humphries, in time for the Monday close of the magazines.

The ONLY reason Kim Kardashian flew to Minnesota is because she was not prepared for the negative backlash against her FAKE wedding. Oh, and did you hear, she never made a dime off the fake/staged event?

As Exposarazzi keeps saying: Kim Kardashian thinks you're STUPID

Kim Kardashian thinks you're stupid

Kim Kardashian was shocked when on the Sept 7 episode of The View, Barbara Walters asked her how she could invite a paparazzi on her honeymoon to take intimate photos of her and husband Kris Humphries as they vacationed on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. Kim's response? "Oh, they [paparazzi] have really long lenses and they have boats in the water," denying any staged set ups with Splash who took the photos, and all her staged photos over time for that matter. Does the above photo look like it was taken from down below in the water 100 yards away? No camera is that good Kimmie! It was taken from your hotel deck, and you stopped kissing as soon as the Splash photog stopped clicking. She also said she had "no idea" Kris would propose on camera. If Kim takes a bowel movement and there's no camera there, did it really happen?

Darrell Brown looks like Shrek! We'll never eat frozen yogurt again

Is it just us or does LeAnn Rimes' music writing partner Darrell Brown look like Shrek?? If you want to learn more about Shrek, read his wiki page. He's always trying to get in paparazzi pics of Le and Ed, a lot of camera lenses have been shattered by his mere image

Who did Mel B call first--Splash paparazzi agency or the doctor?

Mel B (aka Scary Spice from the Spice Girls) does staged set-up paparazzi looking shots with Splash and shares in the profits. So, in the middle of the night when she went into labor, who did she call first? We think she called Splash to give them enough time to get to the hospital ahead of her.

Is this who is harassing Alyssa Milano at her yoga class?

Alyssa Milano says a pap who drives a gun metal grey Toyota Camry with no plates is harassing her at her yoga class and he's from NPG, National Photo Group...

Paris Jackson's stalker: Felipe Teixeira

Once he realized he couldn't find Britney Spears, this Brazilian tampon decided to torment Paris Jackson. Here is his full car plate, and car for that matter! Seems like Ability Films really hates him, read more HERE