Surprise! It's attention whore Kim Kardashian!

It's a win-win for the Kartrashian Klan, providing a boost to the ratings of the critically slammed "Kris" talk show. Who would have guessed this is where she would appear first? Second appearance will be in Splash photos where she gets half the take...

LeAnn Rimes up to no good...as usual

Here's a twitter photo showing the horse-faced crooner Leann Rimes about to make a famous phone call in March 2012.
You know the one, where she calls a woman at home from a crowded restaurant, puts her on speaker phone and tries to get her to like her after blithering out four letter words and epithets?
Oh, and afterwards she filed a lawsuit against the woman, just because suing her dentist wasn't enough legal fun and games.
Looks like someone was pounding margaritas at Cafe Habana pretty hard right before that infamous phone call!
We like how the drink is empty and the food is barely touched...

Ali, who? Roberto Martinez snags himself a Playmate of the Year!

Everyone hears about former Bachelorette (season 6) contestant and attention whore Ali Fedotowsky and her new nerdy boyfriend, but what about the handsome fiance she dumped?
Well shed no tears for hunky Roberto Martinez, he's moved in with Sara Underwood, a former Playmate of the Year [2007]!
The couple recently traveled together to Colorado where he competed in a triathlon.
We're thinking he traded up!

Kim Kardashian's Cry For Help: Pay Attention To Me Dammit!

Kim Kardashian doesn't like the world not talking or writing about her. Like her Hidden Hills neighbor LeAnn Rimes, she finds the need to drum up fakery to get attention.
Her latest stunt? Posting a pic on her Facebook page showing her holding a baby, supposedly newborn North West, with big sis Kourtney looking on...But FOOLED YOU, it's an old photo of Kim holding then baby nephew Mason.
What a desperate cry for help.
Here's an idea: stay in your gated community forever and see how long you're remembered.

Kim Kardashian's desperate attempt to get press: the phantom paparazzi!

No one was talking about Kim Kardashian, they were obsessed with the royal baby, Kate Middleton's baby weight and Kim had to do something.
On Monday, July 29, Kim did the only thing she could, a FAKE sighting of a paparazzi who had mysteriously entered their gated Hidden Hills community.
Then a video of momager Kris Jenner hunting the ghostly pap down. This was a fake sighting folks, an attempt to burst into the news --and it worked. It worked because the media is so stupid, gullible, and LAZY.
And while we're at it-- we haven't seen pics of baby North West because she's the spitting image of her old man Kanye West, and that ain't good...

Wisdom from Kylie Jenner on Twitter. This is why you should stay in school kids...

"Don't listen to everything u see."

Exactly how stupid are you Kylie?

Rebecca Romijn lies about not having "full time" help from nannies

Looks like someone is re-writing history due to 'mommy guilt!' Rebecca Romijn had the audacity to tell Redbook magazine this month that she and husband Jerry O'Connell don't have full time help, but they work together to deal with their twin girls Charlie and Dolly.
The truth is a little more gritty. They have had one FULL TIME nanny and one part time one since the birth of the girls 4 1/2 years ago.
Ask any paparazzi who has photographed this family and they will tell you that the nanny plays a bigger role in the daily life of these kids than Rebecca or Jerry.
This is celebrity revisionist history, and someone needs to call her out on it--so we will!