Thunder thigh hits the Grammys

Celebrities never know when it's time to give some other up-and-comer a chance and just get off the stage.
Case in point, Jennifer Lopez.
Yes, we see your thunder thigh. We see your bald boy toy "Casper." We see your kids out with non-stop nannies and bodyguards.
Time to let someone else have their time in the limelight, "Jenny."

And the 'Bonus Mom of the Year' award goes to....

LeAnn Rimes was on the fast track to be dubbed 'Bonus Mom of the Year' by Redbook magazine, until an editor got a gander at these photos from the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara, July 4, 2010.
What did the pics reveal?
A then 3-year old Jake Cibrian gets stuck with LeAnn's twat in his face because she wants to dry hump his father Eddie Cibrian by the hotel pool.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner want you to know what they'd look like IF they were fat...

Thanks to an app on the iPhone, we have learned that if teenagers/mean girls Kendall and Kylie were fat, they'd look like big half sister Khloe Kardashian. Oh the wonders of technology!

The photo that made Oprah admit she was altering her image on covers of O magazine

The year was 2008, and Oprah Winfrey was on top of the world with a hit talk show, magazine, private jets, fancy cars and a $50 million estate in Montecito.
But the one thing the billionaire couldn't control was her weight, and a single paparazzi photo taken on an off day caused her to come clean just weeks later to her fans about photoshopped covers of O mag that constantly made her appear slim and trim.
She left fans scratching their heads. If someone like Oprah with private chefs, 24-hour a day on call personal trainer (Bob Greene) couldn't keep the weight off, what hope was there for the rest of us?
Singer Alanis Morissette once said she liked paparazzi, "It forces transparency" she commented.
We agree...

Travis Barker vandalizes signs at the Topanga mall

These photos were taken several years ago, but have never been seen before. They show drummer Travis Barker putting "FMS" stickers on signs at the mall when he thinks no one is looking.
Well Travis, surprise! Someone was looking, and it was paparazzi.
'FMS' stands for Travis Barker's clothing line "Famous Stars and Stripes."
Cheap way to advertise your brand, eh?
Notice how his young son Landon sports fake tattoos. What a great role model he has!

Is this the face of CRAZY? Yet another never seen before pic of LeAnn Rimes

This photo was taken of LeAnn Rimes back in August, 2011. She's picking up a cake at a store in LA and she doesn't know she's being photographed because it is shot thru auto glass sneaky style. It looks like she's possessed, ala Linda Blair in the Exorcist. And hey, is that a bunny boiler in that box?
Would you want this woman around your children??

Old dog, same tricks: Eddie Cibrian has LeAnn Rimes make out with gal pal in front of him

Brandi Glanville's revelation this week (in her book "Drinking and Tweeting" out on February 12, 2013) that her then husband Eddie Cibrian liked her to make out with her girlfriends in front of him, made us remember a certain photo set from last March [2012].
You know the one, taken by Splash, Horsey and Mr Ed are in Mammoth with blow up doll Lizzie and her husband Dave. Oh, all of their children are in the other room as well, while Le and lipstick lesbian Liz make out on the balcony while Mr Ed takes pics.
Since this whole relationship seems to be following a certain playbook, we predict that there are dozens of waitresses across the San Fernando Valley ready to tell all to the tabloid$ about their sexual exploits with the very married Mr Ed...