LeAnn Rimes readies us for 30 days of HELL

Did you know the Queen of Crazy LeAnn Rimes turns 32 on August 28? 
She took to her twitter today (July 28) to grease the birthday wheels, and ready us for non-stop, "It's my birthday!" "Hubby surprised me with this! [photo of latest STD]" "Bonus boys made me a Darrell Brown pinata filled with Ex-Lax" type tweets-- you know the drill...

LeAnn Rimes posts Eddie's birthday cake--and we love it!

She couldn't resist having the cake designers throw her hero Brandi Glanville in there! 

Bonnie Fuller's Hollywood LIfe blog caught doling out FAKE dish

You remember Bonnie Fuller, she's the former magazine editor who declared celebrities are 'just like us' way back once upon a time in tabloid land. 
Yes, Bonnie, they're just like us, they travel via private jet, live in fancy homes and have minions on call to pick up their dog's poop at any hour of the day or night. 
Now running a sub-par blog, she was caught with a big OOPS by Gossip Cop: 

Celebrity SWAG: When those who have--get more

SWAG is FREE stuff given to celebrities by retailers and brands in general. 
This swag isn't given out of the goodness of their hearts, it is given in the hopes that the FREE merchandise will be promoted by the celebrity. 
Guess who's always first in line? Oh, you must play this game a lot, yes...
"Broke" Tori Spelling plugs Playskool on her twitter, turns out, the swag (tricycles) they gave her children Hattie, 2, and Finn, 1, are like the kids' favorite things ever! 

This tweet is driving LeAnn Rimes nuts right now...but she can't do anything about it---yet

Brandi Glanville posted a sweet tweet [below] of her sons at the mall, as her 41st bday is on Novevember 16. 

What's the big deal? 
No big deal, to normal human beings. 
But LeAnn Rimes isn't normal. She's a mentally ill person who needs professional help. 
She's stuck in Taipei, Taiwan, right now performing for five people who lost a radio contest because they couldn't do a Rubic's cube while blindfolded. 
LeAnn Rimes is seething over this tweet. 
When she returns she will tweet something about how Mason and Jake made/did/bought something for HER. 
Maybe it's a "Welcome home" sign, a cake, or a festively gift wrapped box from Neiman Marcus since Brandi's gift obviously came from the 'lower end' Nordstrom.
Whatever the gesture, it will be in the 'so sweet, look what we came home to' vein, to show how much SHE is valued in their lives.
Do I worry she will read this and NOT do it just to spite us? Naw, she's never let us down yet...

Isn't it romantic? Nick and Vanessa Lachey share the same birthday today, November 9

He turns 40, she turns 33...Neither of them can say they forgot the other's birthday! 

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Tori Spelling BANS Star magazine from her latest batch of staged pics with Startraks agency

Someone is mad at Star! 
Tori Spelling has banned them from using her latest money making scheme, staged pics from a birthday party on November 3rd at Underwood Farms for Finn & Hattie. 
HUH? 
Finn turned 1 on August 30, and Hattie turned 2 on October 10, 2013. 
NOW they get parties? 
Startraks pays Tori a percentage of the profits of photos so they had to invent some dog and pony show to keep the media interested...
Read in red in photo cap: Exclusive/No Star Magazine

Ireland Baldwin turns 18, gets a new tattoo

Once dubbed a 'dirty little pig' by her famous father Alec Baldwin, Ireland is an adult now, and can do what she wants, and what she wants is a tattoo, this is her second.

Birthday girl Valerie Harper finds out that media friends are fast and fake

Valerie Harper turned 74 on August 22, 2013, but no one wrote about it and no one seemed to care.
How can it be that fickle media friend People mag put her on the cover in March with a "six months to live" tag line (due to a brain cancer diagnosis) and then forgot about her birthday?
Six months after their cover and she made it to the ripe (oldish) age of 74, good for her.
Harper also got an acting job and flew all the way to Canada to work on a TV movie in early August.
One day you're headlines around the world, and the next day Miley Cyrus is "twerking" with a foam finger on an awards show and you're forgotten entirely.

So, we'll say it, 'Happy Birthday Valerie,' we're glad you're going strong!

LeAnn Rimes "luau" themed birthday 31st party, better known as, "Ever see a horse eat a pig?"

Frances Bean Cobain turns 21!

If ever a gal deserved to slapped on the back for making it to 21, it's Frances Bean Cobain.
She's the daughter of rockers Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain.
Frances posted this photo of herself and fiance Isaiah Silva on her twitter account.
Congrats Frances, seems like you've got a good head on your shoulders!

LeAnn Rimes red-headed menace photo-bomber "Lizzie" turns the big 4-0 tomorrow

LeAnn Rimes took to her twitter to say Happy 40th Birthday to her blow up doll, bad plastic surgery poster child pal "Lizzie"aka Lizzie Fradin. 
Every pap out there knows who she is, she's the one who is guaranteed to ruin your Horsey pics by forcing herself into every frame and virtually seals the deal that those pics will never see the pages of a magazine.
Happy Bday you photobombinglesbianredmenace! Now get out of our freakin' pics, you're almost as fugly as Darrell Brown!