Tori Spelling emerges---looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!

Does this look like someone who is distraught and barely able to cope? 
Nah...this looks like someone who is pleased as punch that she has 'fooled' the gullible public and put herself back in the $potlight! 
Here she is posing for Startraks inside her rental home on Tuesday, April 29, 2014

SNEAK PEEK: LeAnn Rimes' new Christmas album!!

LeAnn Rimes has been tweeting about recording some holiday songs for a Christmas CD with producer Darrell Brown, but we got a sneak peek at the cover art and WE LOVE IT! 

Thanks to twitter peep @LibertyatCC for her impeccable artistry

LeAnn Rimes---so many injuries and illnesses, we've officially lost count

Twitter peep @dirtyvegas5 took a stab at it though: 

The person in this picture is heading into surgery...

For a 'hang nail'--

According to LeAnn Rimes, if you get a hang nail, you should head right to the ER...
Just when you thought this idiot couldn't get any stupider

This woman is CRAZY

Tori Spelling checks into hospital with FAKE illness

Tori Spelling is embarrassed she was CAUGHT red-handed faking a cheating scandal with Us Weekly to get some much needed CASH. 
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues. 
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful. 
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm. 
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic. 

Radio silence: Candy Spelling seems blissfully unaware of her daughter's problems

Candy, did you watch True Tori? We're guessing that's a big N-O.

We love this tweet: The Friends' cast in their high school yearbook pics...

Does anyone else find this odd? Look who wrote this Tori Spelling article...

Donna Martin? Wasn't that Tori Spelling's famous BH 90210 moniker? 
Seems like her alter ego is getting revenge...

EXCLUSIVE! First photo of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's 3-year anniversary RV getaway!

from the genius mind of twitter peep @carothinks

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: "How we FAKED a cheating scandal with Us Weekly"

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott AND Us Weekly are playing us all for FOOLS. 
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck. 
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer? 
NOWHERE, that's where. 
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie? 
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife." 
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that? 
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle. 
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight). 
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is. 
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?' 
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview. 
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS. 

 And don't get us started on how much money Tori and Dean have raked in post-scandal on $TAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks! 

How did a photographer get in Tori Spelling's backyard? Call the police!

Oh, never mind, she invited him...

LeAnn Rimes BORROWED a baby today

Would you let her hold your child? 

Poor little guy seems desperate to escape her clutches! 

PROOF LeAnn Rimes reads Exposarazzi: She's ONE DAY late with this tweet because we caught her in a LIE

Suddenly, on a Sunday (April 13), LeAnn Rimes has little guests at Casa de Crazy for breakfast! 
This is the tweet that should have been sent out on the morning of Saturday, April 12! 
LeAnn slipped up and she knows it. 
We caught you LIAR LeAnn, there's no going back now. 

And by 'made' you mean you unthawed your beloved Eggo waffles, right? 

LeAnn Rimes: Her lies are lies! There was NO kids' slumber party at Casa De Crazy

For someone who supposedly had a house full of little boys over for a slumber party on Friday night, April 11, LeAnn Rimes was sure up bright and early on Saturday, April 12-- 6:30 am in fact, up at the crack o' dawn to hit the gym for a dance class and then go shopping at the Farmer's Market. 
Did she tell the kids to just let themselves out and take whatever Ex-Lax tabs they wanted? Did the little boys just evaporate? 
The truth is, after Jake's trampoline party on Friday, ALL the little guests went home, they didn't stay overnight at Casa De Crazy. 
Why does the mentally ill washed up country crooner lie about something so stupid? 
To take a jab at her idol Brandi Glanville of course. 

Photo credit KM Press Group

LeAnn Rimes shows off her "puffy shirt"

With her hero Brandi Glanville out of town shooting Celebrity Apprentice, LeAnn Rimes has no one to copy when it comes to fashion, so she went for Jerry Seinfeld's famous look. 
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!" 

Eddie Cibrian is a "Sleezy Rider"

Flashback to March 2011: 
Eddie Cibrian drives down PCH in his new motorcycle, a pre-wedding gift or incentive from LeAnn Rimes to get him down the aisle! 

Photo credit: KM Press Group

Here's a disaster waiting to happen--Kylie Jenner in Jeep with no doors

With Kylie, 16, at the wheel--stay out of the Jeep girls! You are one paparazzi car chase away from disaster

December 6, 2013: This is what Tori Spelling was doing the exact day her husband was cheating on her in Canada...

We're pretty sure that Dean's ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace was doing something equally mundane back in August 2005 when her then husband (Dean the douchebag) was cheating on her with a married Tori! 

Honey Boo Boo towers over TLC's The Little Couple!

Mama June posted this on her twitter, keep in mind Alana is 8 years old...

Comment of the day: "What eyes?"

The more staged the photos, the more the relationship is in trouble

Heed our words! 
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....

Bye bye Big Head? LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian are now doing STAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks

If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he does staged photos with Tori Spelling, Denise Richards and Brooke Burke...

BIG FOOT spotted in Mojave Desert!

Sasquatch is REAL! Sh*t just got real...

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian roll around in the dirt

Eddie plotting, 'How can I make this look like an accident?'

Photo credit: Thieving blogs on the internet, bless their black hearts