Sunday, September 30, 2012

Guess who hates Honey Boo Boo? (And WHY!)

She's the 7-year old pageant princess from McIntyre Georgia named Honey Boo Boo, (real name Alana Thompson) and she has money-grubbing "momager" Kris Jenner shaking in her Manolos! TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has only been on the air since August, and the show is only 400,000 thousand viewers away (in the 18-49 demographic desired by advertisers) from tying E!'s Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Honey Boo Boo and her family are the opposite of the Kardashians, and maybe America is finally fed up with the high falutin' lifestyle of the trashy 'Klan from Kalabasas.' Honey Boo Boo and family clip coupons, play Bingo, go mud boggin', make due with an old tarp for a slip and slide, and have fun entertaining personalities, as opposed to the spoiled brat brain dead monotone Kartrashians who worry what color rims they should get for their next Range Rover?! Here's to Honey Boo Boo...a recession superhero, you go girl, we can't wait until season 2!