Kris Jenner's sluttiness comes back to haunt her...and Khloe has a short memory

Not just one but TWO of Robert Kardashian's ex-wives are breaking their silence to the tabloid magazines regarding the paternity of 27-year old Khloe Kardashian. They say Robert always knew Khloe was not his because he wasn't even sleeping with his then wife Kris when Khloe was conceived! Khloe claims to be outraged at the allegations, but just recall Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 3 episode 9 "Leaving the nest," where Khloe sends off for a paternity test after telling her family that she doesn't think she looks like a Kardashian...You may have a short memory Khloe, but Exposarazzi doesn't!!

Julia Roberts tells a NY pap "Looks like you need a shower..." Well, Julia, you could use a shave!

The Pretty (Miserable) Woman Julia Roberts is never a fun person to come across for the paps. She calls them pedophiles if she's with her children, and if she's not with her kids, she calls them other things to make them go away. Enjoy the video HERE, and let's hope her hubby Danny Moder (or as we call him, Danny Freeloader) likes whackin' his way thru those bushes!

LeAnn Rimes: "Stop discussing my ovaries..." and start discussing my vagina!

LeAnn Rimes wants her fans and haters to stop discussing whether she's got a baby yodeler in her oven, so she sent a twitter msg making her ovaries off limits...her "kooka" however, is a different story-- that she wants discussed!

On the upside, LeAnn Rimes' gynecologist called and said she could skip her yearly visit, he's seen enough

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have read only one book, and it's by their tabloid icons Spencer & Heidi!

It's called "How to Be Famous" (Looking the part, playing the press and becoming a tabloid fixture) and it's obvious that the gruesome twosome have dreams of reaching Speidi level fame whoredom!

When paps get bored, they film each other!

Here, two paps from PCN, one nicknamed "Rubbish Binns" and the other "DogEStyle" follow around a pap from INF on the beautiful island of Maui...Guess there weren't any celebrities around that weekend!! To see the video, click HERE!

Horse play...

LeAnn Rimes, nicknamed "Horsey" by those who LovE her, gets muddy during a spontaneous beach football game in front of a sea of paparazzi