BUSTED! LeAnn Rimes CAUGHT in Biggest LIE EVER

Proving she is the biggest liar and most delusional person on the planet, LeAnn Rimes has struck again! 
We might also add she thinks everyone else is STUPID. 

On Saturday April 11, Outtawork Cibiran (also known as "Eddie") dumped his wife off at LAX airport so she could catch a flight to her yodeling gig that night at the Gold Coast Casino in Oroville, which is about an hour north of Sacramento, Calif. 

You can see how thrilled Eddie is to unload his crazy wife and speed away. 

Fast forward to just hours later when LeAnn posts an Instagram pic where she says "Eddie" took a pic of her backstage at the Oroville show! 

No LeAnn, he's back in LA banging his Sagebrush Cantina side beyotch, he's not with you.   

You see, we have photographic proof he didn't go with you! Thank you brain dead paparazzi who sit at LAX all day, you've finally earned my respect. 

To add insult to injury, her assistant Kiki Caldas, (you may know her parents who were Keebler Elves) posted photos and vine videos showing that she was the one with LeAnn, not Mr Ed. 

LIARS always get caught! At least that's what Kelly Osbourne tweeted earlier this week...

Look how a "jenifer099"is on to the lie...

This black dress looks familiar...oh, there it is again!

Flashback Friday: Us Weekly, June 1, 2009

Such a total surprise!! #stalker

Look, it's a tumble weave! Is there anything REAL on this FAKER?

Fake hair, fake teeth, fake breasts, fake house, fake life...fake

PROOF LeAnn Rimes reads Exposarazzi: She's ONE DAY late with this tweet because we caught her in a LIE

Suddenly, on a Sunday (April 13), LeAnn Rimes has little guests at Casa de Crazy for breakfast! 
This is the tweet that should have been sent out on the morning of Saturday, April 12! 
LeAnn slipped up and she knows it. 
We caught you LIAR LeAnn, there's no going back now. 

And by 'made' you mean you unthawed your beloved Eggo waffles, right? 

LeAnn Rimes: Her lies are lies! There was NO kids' slumber party at Casa De Crazy

For someone who supposedly had a house full of little boys over for a slumber party on Friday night, April 11, LeAnn Rimes was sure up bright and early on Saturday, April 12-- 6:30 am in fact, up at the crack o' dawn to hit the gym for a dance class and then go shopping at the Farmer's Market. 
Did she tell the kids to just let themselves out and take whatever Ex-Lax tabs they wanted? Did the little boys just evaporate? 
The truth is, after Jake's trampoline party on Friday, ALL the little guests went home, they didn't stay overnight at Casa De Crazy. 
Why does the mentally ill washed up country crooner lie about something so stupid? 
To take a jab at her idol Brandi Glanville of course. 

Photo credit KM Press Group

Brooke Burke tries to pass off STAGED photos with Startraks as candid paparazzi pics

Liar liar short shorts on fire! 
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad." 
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew! 
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

These staged photos of Tori Spelling in a 'monokini' were taken when she alleges she was 'stuck' inside hospital for 2 month stay

Does this look like a hospital to you?
Does she look like she look like she's bedridden on strict orders to stay put??
Tori says her 55-day hospital stay began on May 6, 2012. 
These photos were taken on May 28, 2012. Hattie is 7 months old in these photos, and Tori is carrying her on her left hip. 

Halle Berry wanted to give birth to son Maceo in the middle of the Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch

But her doctor thought it wouldn't be a good idea. 
No worries, Halle Berry made sure her paparazzi hating husband Olivier Martinez paraded around daughter Nahla at Mr Bones while she rested up in the hospital. 
Just like last year, the little girl had face paint slathered on to make the pictures more interesting and spooky. 

Do you still believe that celebrities hate their children being photographed when they travel to specific places they know are hot beds for paparazzi? 

Like we said before, who will save these children from their famous (attention starved) parents??

The sad life of a washed-up country crooner: 7 symptoms in just 4 days

Pull the plug NOW we say...

New ailment alert: Always off kilter, LeAnn Rimes now says she has vertigo

Time for a trip to the top of the Eiffel Tower I say...Hey Eddie, it will look like an innocent 'accident'...

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Flashback Monday: LeAnn Rimes exposes dying Make a Wish girl to flu

Poor sickly LeAnn Rimes, her life has been full of (convenient) illnesses

You think your life is hard?

Here is a list of excuses that poor, habitual liar,  LeAnn Rimes has come up with recently in order to get out of a yodeling gig:

Cold

Flu

Tonsillitis 
Sore throat

Kidney Stones

Pink Eye

Allergies

Bruised Foot
Leg Infection 

Psoriasis

Eczema
Epstein Barr
Blurred vision
Vertigo
Toothache
TMJ
Ear Infection
Massive Infection
Tooth Abscess
Emergency Root Canal
Upheaval in personal life
Hang nail
Ingrown nail
Staph infection
Exhaustion
Dehydration
Anxiety
Depression
Severely bruised shin
Broken hand
Broken fingers
Gravely Ill
Strained vocal chord
Scalded throat from (gasp) HOT TEA
Broken Blood Vessel (On Vocal Chord)
Viral Bronchitis
Severe stomach pain and sickness
Whiplash from minor fender bender 


It's amazing that a birthday, upcoming vacation or some other celebratory event immediately cures her.
BLeSsED.
May we suggest dear Le, that you go live in a bubble somewhere?

Snowy Range Music Festival rep has been told "LeAnn Rimes has SUDDEN debilitating illness, can't speak..."

Poor Horsey! She's near death?!
At least that's what her handlers fed to the Snowy Range Music Festival in Laramie, Wyoming.
She can't even speak--let alone yodel!
OMG. This is serious!

Countdown to "Le" wearing a halter top, short shorts, and high heels at Malibu Chili Cook-off and Fair...

Decoding Horsey's tweet: Bonus son got me sick, that's why I'm not going to yodel in Wyoming--but see you at the Malibu Carnival!

Once you get to know the mentally ill singer that is Margaret LeAnn Rimes, you can easily de-code her tweets with deft swiftness.
Let us analyze her latest tweet:

Now, in this tweet we learn that Horsey is very sick. But why? Can it be that one of her back to school bonus son's gave her the ailment?
She has accused them of that in the past.
In this case Mason, 10, bears the brunt of the tweet.
Due to this catastrophic diagnosis, two venues in Wyoming will have to do without the somber pitchy yodelings of Le.
She had two gigs there, one today, Friday, and one tomorrow.
Now, she alleges that chicken broth and mash potatoes are what she needs to get better.

A MIRACULOUS thing will happen in the next 24 hours. Horsey will be completely cured!

She will be photographed with Mr Ed taking the Cibrian boys to the annual carnival in Malibu, with staged photos to document the occasion.
So to you poor dumb saps in Wyoming who actually bought tickets to see this train wreck, take two aspirins and don't call Horsey in the morning.

Rebecca Romijn lies about not having "full time" help from nannies

Looks like someone is re-writing history due to 'mommy guilt!' Rebecca Romijn had the audacity to tell Redbook magazine this month that she and husband Jerry O'Connell don't have full time help, but they work together to deal with their twin girls Charlie and Dolly.
The truth is a little more gritty. They have had one FULL TIME nanny and one part time one since the birth of the girls 4 1/2 years ago.
Ask any paparazzi who has photographed this family and they will tell you that the nanny plays a bigger role in the daily life of these kids than Rebecca or Jerry.
This is celebrity revisionist history, and someone needs to call her out on it--so we will!

Never seen before photo: Does this look like LeAnn Rimes is just "saying goodbye" after a casual lunch???

This is a never seen before photo of a clearly distraught LeAnn Rimes leaving lunch at Hugo's restaurant in Valley Village, Ca., on January 28, 2013.
Yes, an image from the "I was not crying" set.
What Horsey doesn't realize is that the media usually latches on to a few favorite frames and runs them ad-nauseum, so her rep looking at those pics makes up a lie based on those one or two images.
Does this look like someone who was happily sending her blow up doll pal "Lizzie" off to her car after sneezing in her face?
Bad news for Horsey, there are about 19 more never seen before frames besides this one...Oh yeah, and why wasn't Horsey wearing her wedding ring? We thought she had it soldered on!

Our favorite "tweet" of the day, by WilliamBernard1

Sometimes a photo says it all, right?

Daily Mail article with NEW pics had only been up ONE minute before LeAnn Rimes came up with a phony story to explain her ugliness

We thought Horsey was busy eating sushi and party planning for a pal all day January 8. Now we find out the troubled crooner supposedly got a facial! Right "Le," too late to make up your web of lies, everyone is on to you, pack it up --NEXT!

"Massive infection" causes horse-faced singer to cancel concert, yet she's well enough to perform at an event in LA

LeAnn Rimes is again saying her mouth is the source of massive sores and infection, we agree, it is, so what's new? We're thinking her cheating hubby Eddie Cibrian must have been caught "sexting" his side-piece just before Horsey was due to catch a plane to her casino gig in Nevada and she found out. The six people who purchased tickets were actually annoyed that the show was being canceled, especially when they heard that LeAnn was well enough to yodel her brains out at an event in Los Angeles at the Autry Museum. If you look closely at the event pics from Saturday night (above) it looks like the psychotic singer has been crying, and btw, Eddie was no where in sight....