Brandi Glanville's lingo copied by LeAnn Rimes

More proof that LeAnn Rimes is glued to Brandi Glanville's twitter: Everyone's "got this"

In LeAnn's case, she's referring to her catastrophic crapality show LeAnn & Eddie on VH1, guess she's letting us know in advance there's no "Season 2" 

LeAnn Rimes readies us for 30 days of HELL

Did you know the Queen of Crazy LeAnn Rimes turns 32 on August 28? 
She took to her twitter today (July 28) to grease the birthday wheels, and ready us for non-stop, "It's my birthday!" "Hubby surprised me with this! [photo of latest STD]" "Bonus boys made me a Darrell Brown pinata filled with Ex-Lax" type tweets-- you know the drill...

Huh? Words of wisdom from Oprah's main squeeze Stedman Graham

Have you ever read Stedman Graham's tweets? 
They are filled w/ everyday platitudes that will leave you feeling like a hollow tree. 
Listen Stedman, the only thing we want to know from you is: How were you able to hook up with Oprah? Is the life of a billionaire's beau everything we imagine it to be? 
Because frankly, you're looking quite 'comfortable' and 'weak' these days...(see below)

Horsey depressed that only X17 and Flynet showed up at bonus son's soccer game, busy tweets to Big Head

Could Horsey look less interested in Mason Cibrian's soccer game?
She's suddenly well, barefoot, and busy with that dang phone, texting, "BIG HEAD WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU?"

The sad life of a washed-up country crooner: 7 symptoms in just 4 days

Pull the plug NOW we say...

Entertainment Weekly makes it official: LeAnn Rimes Spitfire CD a BUST

Our favorite line is (to paraphrase) "Why buy the cow when you can get the tweets for free?"