Poor sickly LeAnn Rimes, her life has been full of (convenient) illnesses

You think your life is hard?

Here is a list of excuses that poor, habitual liar,  LeAnn Rimes has come up with recently in order to get out of a yodeling gig:

Cold

Flu

Tonsillitis 
Sore throat

Kidney Stones

Pink Eye

Allergies

Bruised Foot
Leg Infection 

Psoriasis

Eczema
Epstein Barr
Blurred vision
Vertigo
Toothache
TMJ
Ear Infection
Massive Infection
Tooth Abscess
Emergency Root Canal
Upheaval in personal life
Hang nail
Ingrown nail
Staph infection
Exhaustion
Dehydration
Anxiety
Depression
Severely bruised shin
Broken hand
Broken fingers
Gravely Ill
Strained vocal chord
Scalded throat from (gasp) HOT TEA
Broken Blood Vessel (On Vocal Chord)
Viral Bronchitis
Severe stomach pain and sickness
Whiplash from minor fender bender 


It's amazing that a birthday, upcoming vacation or some other celebratory event immediately cures her.
BLeSsED.
May we suggest dear Le, that you go live in a bubble somewhere?

Concert venues dumping LeAnn Rimes due to lack of sales

Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Concert venues across the country are canceling LeAnn Rimes' concerts due to lack of, and/or lackluster sales. That's no surprise really. Especially since she wants to charge her remaining ten fans $12.50 a pop to see photos of her and learn exclusive news items on her new Spitfire website. With her husband Eddie Cibrian out of work, LeAnn needs all the money she can get, guess those staged pics with Big Head Mike Kamara aren't selling like they used to! After 30-days in a fake "rehab" (aka her rental home in Hidden Hills) for social media and other addictions, LeAnn is back on twitter like a fiend, proving that like all things she does, she is FAKE, FAKE, FAKE. Oh, and that butterfly tattoo in her recent twitter pic? FAKE too...Pathetic attention getting device.