BUSTED! LeAnn Rimes CAUGHT in Biggest LIE EVER

Proving she is the biggest liar and most delusional person on the planet, LeAnn Rimes has struck again! 
We might also add she thinks everyone else is STUPID. 

On Saturday April 11, Outtawork Cibiran (also known as "Eddie") dumped his wife off at LAX airport so she could catch a flight to her yodeling gig that night at the Gold Coast Casino in Oroville, which is about an hour north of Sacramento, Calif. 

You can see how thrilled Eddie is to unload his crazy wife and speed away. 

Fast forward to just hours later when LeAnn posts an Instagram pic where she says "Eddie" took a pic of her backstage at the Oroville show! 

No LeAnn, he's back in LA banging his Sagebrush Cantina side beyotch, he's not with you.   

You see, we have photographic proof he didn't go with you! Thank you brain dead paparazzi who sit at LAX all day, you've finally earned my respect. 

To add insult to injury, her assistant Kiki Caldas, (you may know her parents who were Keebler Elves) posted photos and vine videos showing that she was the one with LeAnn, not Mr Ed. 

LIARS always get caught! At least that's what Kelly Osbourne tweeted earlier this week...

Look how a "jenifer099"is on to the lie...

This black dress looks familiar...oh, there it is again!

Brandi Glanville doesn't think Eddie is cheating on LeAnn...or does she?

It's blurry, but here's Brandi's column from New Weekly magazine in Australia: 

Flashback Friday: Us Weekly, June 1, 2009

Such a total surprise!! #stalker

Look whose contract ended

Britney Spears and David Lucado broke up, or, in layman's terms, his contract ended. 
Wonder who dad Jamie Spears will hire next?

We found it: This is the 'ad' that Hank Baskett found irresistible!

Geez Hank, sounds like a tranny hooker that's not going to sell its story...we love the part about a 'suggested donation'!

Hank Baskett's lover, when she was a he and not a 'shim'

Flashback alert! 
Here's the tranny that wreaked havoc with Kendra Wilkinson's marriage. 
Seems Ava Sabrina London's real name is Paul Mansaniai, and he's 25 years old. It's had $50,000 worth of plastic surgery, hormone therapy, and still has a penis. There you go. 
Hank, Hank, Hank, what were you thinking? 

Hank Baskett--Comment of the day, from TMZ

We especially like the last line...

This photo takes on a whole new meaning now!

Hank Baskett seemed up for anything back in 2013! 
By April of 2014 he had cheated on his pregnant wife with a transexual prostitute. Just wow. 

December 6, 2013: This is what Tori Spelling was doing the exact day her husband was cheating on her in Canada...

We're pretty sure that Dean's ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace was doing something equally mundane back in August 2005 when her then husband (Dean the douchebag) was cheating on her with a married Tori! 

The more staged the photos, the more the relationship is in trouble

Heed our words! 
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....

LeAnn Rimes wonders: who Eddie is texting?

Like we always say with these kind of photos: "Eyes on your own paper, BITCH!" 

Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks

These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil. 
One problem Tori, where's Dean??

Attention People magazine: You're full of sh*t!

People magazine has their version of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott cheating scandal. 
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray. 
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS! 
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain. 
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever." 
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage. 
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift. 
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.' 
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE! 

Look who's having the last laugh? Mary Jo Eustace

Mary Jo Eustace used to be married to Dean Mc "Oh shit" until he left her for Tori Spelling...She who laughs last, laughs best...

"Broke" Tori Spelling & her cheating hubby Dean McDermott show off their new home!

May 17, 2009: The last time LeAnn & Eddie were spotted at a Laker game--he was married, she was stalking him

Flashback time: Funny thing is, LeAnn cancelled a concert due to illness to get her ass to this Laker game, same shit different year...[see article at bottom]

We love Brandi Glanville's take on LeAnn Rimes stalking her then husband at that Laker game...

EDDIE!! Come back now or no allowance this week!!

We have to hand it to Horsey (who is filming her 'scripted reality show'), this IS likely what her daily life consists of, roping Mr Ed and getting him back in the stable. 
"Who left the dang barn door open?"

It's National Dean Sheremet Day!

FINALLY, LeAnn Rimes' ex-husband Dean Sheremet is speaking out to Access Hollywood about how Horsey 'blindsided' him by cheating with her Northern Lights co-star Eddie Cibrian in 2008.
Horsey doesn't like this, Horsey isn't happy. 
You see, Horsey is the only one allowed to tell her side of the story.
The only thing that Access Hollywood is omitting, is that Horsey herself set up the "gotcha" pics in Laguna Beach; but other than that, we say, bravo to Dean for finally telling his side of the infamous split.

Exposarazzi history lesson: Home wrecker Julia Roberts hits a new low

Get out your notebooks and pens Exposarazzi students, there will be a quiz on this material at the end of the quarter: 

Julia Roberts met her current and second husband, cameraman Danny Moder in 2000, while he was already married to a very pretty woman named Vera Moder.

For that matter, Julia was in a long term relationship with actor Benjamin Bratt.

But the attraction was so great that soon clothes, wedding bands and morals were being flung in all directions --leaving Julia more determined than ever to get her man.

The easy part was dumping Benjamin Bratt --the hard part was getting rid of Vera.

Vera made it so difficult for our little superstar that the usually paparazzi hating Julia Roberts wore a homemade shirt for the photogs that read, "A Low Vera," supposedly in reference to the fact 'the wife' wasn't going away quietly. (Who knew she was so good at arts & crafts?)

So, while you see a 'pretty woman,' we see a horse faced home wrecker, one that preceded our morally devoid horse faced country crooner LeAnn Rimes by almost a decade.

Kris Jenner wins date with former Bachelor Ben Flajnik for $2,500

Anything is better than being with your husband, right?
We love the comments on her post: