Carnie Wilson: TMI Tweet O' The Day

Like a thunder clap, eh Carnie? 

Eddie Cibrian's evil plan goes into action! Dateline Special to air in 2015

This is one of the last tweets from LeAnn Rimes, sent almost 24 hours ago...

"Middle of nowhere!" 
Keith Morrison [voice over]: "They had driven for hours in the desert, Leann had no cell reception.  And she wondered, 'why did Eddie pack duct tape, a large plastic bag, rubber gloves and a shovel?' 
And we wondered-- why was Eddie seen buying this large cooler on August 21st? It was all about to become very clear..." 

We'll all just have to wait until the special airs! Damn you Dateline! 

Get your lies straight LeAnn! DUH

Now her reality show is a 'satire' and not her real life, or even a scripted reality show

Why do we think this tweet is a payback for free stay?

Because that is the history of Tori & Dean the grifters and fakers...

The LeAnn Rimes Plays The 'DEATH' Game

Ever notice that whoever dies, they seem to have been LeAnn Rimes' best friend? 
We finally figured out the washed-up country crooner's game. 
The second news is revealed about someone who died, LeAnn is one of the FIRST to post about it on her twitter. 
Then, when the media does a search for one of their "Hollywood remembers 'X'" features, low and behold, there's LeAnn Rimes' tweet! 
Because she is glued to her phone, she is especially adept at playing the DEATH game, kudos to you, LeAnn, you're quicker on the draw and full of more fakery than the rest of Hollyweird! 

Notice how the other people quoted, site the way they actually KNEW James Garner, but not LeAnn! 

Like looking into a crystal ball

Tweet of the day went to....

A classic "the world revolves around meeeeeee!" LeAnn Rimes tweet

There are no words to describe this woman. NONE. 
In this classically insensitive tweet, LeAnn Rimes compares her stomach bug to a pal losing his mom. HUH??

Get ready for a Dateline episode: "Accident or murder??"

Keith Morrison voice over: "Eddie said that he loved her, said he'd 'always be there for her,' so why was he asking her to bungee jump off the Chrysler building without a safety harness? And why had he taken out a one million dollar life insurance policy on his wife just two weeks prior?"

This shit just writes itself at this point...keep tweeting Horsey...

Even billionaires misspell words: Oprah gets fast and "loose"

Oprah was in a tweeting frenzy after airing her interview with Lindsay Lohan on her OWN network on Sunday night (Aug 18).
So, we'll forgive her for her spelling gaff.
At least it means she's probably doing her own tweets...
FYI: Oprah's name itself is a spelling error, she was supposed to be named after the Biblical figure Orpah but someone misspelled it on the birth certificate.

Wisdom from Kylie Jenner on Twitter. This is why you should stay in school kids...

"Don't listen to everything u see."

Exactly how stupid are you Kylie?

Our favorite "tweet" of the day, by WilliamBernard1

Sometimes a photo says it all, right?

Mario Lopez reveals why he needs a teleprompter to get his facts correct

No Mario, that's not Matt LeBlanc's "wife," it's actress Andrea Anders who was Matt's co-star from the failed Friends spin-off Joey, who wrecked his marriage to wife #1, Melissa McKnight.