Why Jennifer Lopez will never win 'mother of the year'

Que bochinche!

These EXCL photos were taken on August 23, 2011.
Do these children look familiar?
They should, they are Jennifer Lopez' twins Max and Emme Muniz, then 3 1/2, with their two nannies.
This is the best help that JLo's millions can buy. 
These photos were shot thru auto glass so the nannies were unaware they were being watched, uh, snapped with the kids.
Emme is barefoot at a dirty McDonald's restaurant in Canoga Park, Calif.
Max is being roughed up by a particularly mean nanny, and was yelling, "I want my Daddy!" [referring to Marc Anthony] Interesting that Max didn't cry out for his famous mommy.
These photos ran originally as an EXCLUSIVE in the National Enquirer. Shortly after the expose hit the newsstands the nannies were seen no more with the twins.
So for those of you who think paparazzi and kids don't mix--with this set, we beg to differ...

Photo credit: KM Press Group

Tori Spelling's nanny brigade: THREE full time employees to care for her children

Tori Spelling claimed to be 'downsizing' in light of her recent financial woes, but we know for a fact she still has THREE full time nannies caring for her children. 
Patsy Lemmers [center] has been with Tori for ages, and Paola [left] for about four years, and Laura [on right] joined the nanny brigade last year.
Oh, and Tori has a FT male assistant as well, who does grocery shopping, post office runs and menial chores. 
We're just curious as to what Tori's hubby Dean McDermott is doing all day??

Photo KM Press Group

Rebecca Romijn lies about not having "full time" help from nannies

Looks like someone is re-writing history due to 'mommy guilt!' Rebecca Romijn had the audacity to tell Redbook magazine this month that she and husband Jerry O'Connell don't have full time help, but they work together to deal with their twin girls Charlie and Dolly.
The truth is a little more gritty. They have had one FULL TIME nanny and one part time one since the birth of the girls 4 1/2 years ago.
Ask any paparazzi who has photographed this family and they will tell you that the nanny plays a bigger role in the daily life of these kids than Rebecca or Jerry.
This is celebrity revisionist history, and someone needs to call her out on it--so we will!