LeAnn Rimes tries to block Eddie Cibrian's view of his son's soccer game

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LeAnn Rimes new tattoo! '666' on her forehead

STOP THE PRESSES

LeAnn Rimes got a new tattoo! 
She teased us all day with what she would get, and where she would put it. 
Some Fame/Flynet photographer nabbed the EXCLUSIVE! 
Here is the FIRST PHOTO of Le with her new tattoo, and we must say, it's pure genius!

When celebs have something to promote, they sure can play the disease/disorder/dysfunction card!

Case in point, Mischa Barton has clawed her way out of obscurity to land the cover of People magazine. Seems she shared a padded room with LeAnn Rimes at one point. What a coincidence that she has a new project she wants to plug, whodathunk? 

Sorry Mischa and People, we like Star's Bruce Jenner cover better...

Halle Berry wanted to give birth to son Maceo in the middle of the Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch

But her doctor thought it wouldn't be a good idea. 
No worries, Halle Berry made sure her paparazzi hating husband Olivier Martinez paraded around daughter Nahla at Mr Bones while she rested up in the hospital. 
Just like last year, the little girl had face paint slathered on to make the pictures more interesting and spooky. 

Do you still believe that celebrities hate their children being photographed when they travel to specific places they know are hot beds for paparazzi? 

Like we said before, who will save these children from their famous (attention starved) parents??

Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch: Who will save these children from their famous parents?

How do we know fall is here?
Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood hangs out the 'open for business' sign and desperate for attention celebs drag their innocent kids in for photo ops in front of a swarm of paparazzi.
Mr Bones loves the publicity, and creates a hay bale type seating area for the unwashed masses of photographers in a not so discreet corner of the lot, and, FYI any celebrity who goes there KNOWS they and their brood are going to be shot to sh*t.
So who was the very first one to get (metaphorically) 'gang banged' there this year, 2013?
That award goes to -ding-ding-ding- Kristin Cavallari, who brought along her upset looking one-year old son Camden Cutler.
You remember Kristin, don't you? She was on reality shows like The Hills, Dancing With The Stars, and uh, uh, that's about it.
Guess it was a better way to spend her day than watching her Chicago Bears quarterback hubby Jay Cutler get his a** kicked by the New Orleans Saints!

In case you're keeping track, the first to show up at the lot last year [2012] was paparazzi hating Halle Berry and her daughter Nahla. 
In 2011 the award went to Christina Aguilera and her son Max.