Horse-faced blogger Bonnie Milton thinks she's attractive!

Well 'Bon Bon' or 'Blonde Bombshell' your dear old senile Mum needs glasses! 
Have you ever measured how long your face actually is? 
Maybe it could win a record or something! 
EGAD! 

Dean McStud-muffin!

Someone (besides wife Tori Spelling) wanted to have sex with this...

Photo credit: KM Press Group

Kris Jenner calls emergency family meeting: "We're circling the drain..."

Lamar Odom's DUI
Kylie Jenner car crash
Kris Jenner talk show cancelation
Keeping Up With the Kardashians barely getting 1 million viewers in the 18-49 demo
Khloe called "Ugly" by pop culture poet Eminem in new song

It's time for them to go AWAY.

Eminem calls Khloe "The ugly Kardashian" in new song Berzerk

Marshall Mathers is at it again, making fun of celebrities, or reality stars in this case.
His target? Khloe Kardashian.

16-year old Kylie Jenner to her fans: 'My family is really really rich!'

Yeah, almost a million bucks worth of cars parked in the driveway. We get it, you're filthy rich, emphasis on "filthy."

LeAnn Rimes red-headed menace photo-bomber "Lizzie" turns the big 4-0 tomorrow

LeAnn Rimes took to her twitter to say Happy 40th Birthday to her blow up doll, bad plastic surgery poster child pal "Lizzie"aka Lizzie Fradin. 
Every pap out there knows who she is, she's the one who is guaranteed to ruin your Horsey pics by forcing herself into every frame and virtually seals the deal that those pics will never see the pages of a magazine.
Happy Bday you photobombinglesbianredmenace! Now get out of our freakin' pics, you're almost as fugly as Darrell Brown!

Eddie Cibrian sees psychic: "This is your future" she tells him

Eddie Cibrian went to a psychic today. When he asked about his future, she looked into her crystal ball and saw this image. It's LeAnn Rimes in 20 years, and she's the spitting image of her mother Belinda Rimes Butler! EEEEK!

LeAnn Rimes mocking Brandi Glanville backstage at one of her concerts

Remember when Brandi Glanville was walking around on crutches? Well, someone snapped LeAnn Rimes backstage at one of her yodeling sessions at an Indian casino mocking the Real Housewives star and author...Bad move Horsey! But we do love your dentures!

WTF?

MORE LIES: Horsey DESPERATE to stay in the news, claims she thought about suicide...

LeAnn Rimes is positively DESPERATE for attention, and running out of ammo. The clock is ticking down. Egomaniacs traditionally don't kill themselves, so we're not buying it. Horsey...GO AWAY

Exposarazzi 'comment of the day', from the Daily Mail comments section

Read any comment section from a LeAnn Rimes post and you're sure to get a good laugh. But in this case our award goes to "Someone, somewhere"...

The beautiful LeAnn Rimes is today's Top Showbiz picture...

Daily Mail article with NEW pics had only been up ONE minute before LeAnn Rimes came up with a phony story to explain her ugliness

We thought Horsey was busy eating sushi and party planning for a pal all day January 8. Now we find out the troubled crooner supposedly got a facial! Right "Le," too late to make up your web of lies, everyone is on to you, pack it up --NEXT!

Yeeesh! How ya like her now?

The UK's Daily Mail got their greasy mitts on some NEW pics of Horsey, to read the article click HERE!

LeAnn Rimes set to play the Cowardly Lion on Broadway!

Not really, we just couldn't help but see the likeness between LeAnn Rimes and Bert Lahr as the Cowardly Lion in the 1939 classic Wizard of Oz...(sorry Bert, RIP, but 'bitch stole your look!')