Brandi Glanville doesn't think Eddie is cheating on LeAnn...or does she?

It's blurry, but here's Brandi's column from New Weekly magazine in Australia: 

LeAnn Rimes new webstore: Merchandise of the clinically insane!

LeAnn Rimes is copying Taylor Swift, no Brandi Glanville, no wait-- she's just CRAZY! 

Check out her new webstore! 

We get copying Taylor Swift's 1989 theme, but Taylor does have a CD out with the same name. We get that Brandi Glanville is selling tops and hoodies, so LeAnn had to copy that--But WTF is this '#elfie' crap???

Get help LeAnn, true professional help, not some quack like Dr Drew, but someone who can put you on the right meds and get your head straight! 

Keeping Up With The Glanvilles, it's a full time job!

Look at this theory about how LeAnn Rimes is getting twitter followers: 

This is creepy! 
And what's more, it hasn't worked, Brandi still has 100,000 more followers than the has-been never was Rimes and she's only been famous for a few years...

Brandi Glanville's lingo copied by LeAnn Rimes

More proof that LeAnn Rimes is glued to Brandi Glanville's twitter: Everyone's "got this"

In LeAnn's case, she's referring to her catastrophic crapality show LeAnn & Eddie on VH1, guess she's letting us know in advance there's no "Season 2" 

LeAnn & Eddie: "We Pay Homage To Our Idol Brandi Glanville!"

What would these two do without Brandi Glanville? 
Would an original thought ever pop into their vacant heads?

Brandi Glanville gives LeAnn Rimes a much needed unicorn sighting

Everyone knows LeAnn Rimes is obsessed with unicorns, she tweets about them almost daily. 
All she needed to do on July 19th was check out Brandi Glanville's twitter to find one! 

Brandi Glanville needs a spray tan, so guess who tweets (from Hawaii no less) that she needs one too? LeAnn Rimes!

 18 hours later, LeAnn tweets this from her Hawaiian vacation: 

LeAnn Rimes posts Eddie's birthday cake--and we love it!

She couldn't resist having the cake designers throw her hero Brandi Glanville in there! 

Does LeAnn Rimes have an 'in' with Radar Online chief Dylan Howard? We found PROOF!

Ever wonder why there's so many favorable LeAnn Rimes articles up on Radar online? Seems LeAnn brags to anyone who will listen that she has him 'wrapped around her little finger.' 

BIG shout out to brilliant twitter peep @carothinks! 

LeAnn Rimes: Her lies are lies! There was NO kids' slumber party at Casa De Crazy

For someone who supposedly had a house full of little boys over for a slumber party on Friday night, April 11, LeAnn Rimes was sure up bright and early on Saturday, April 12-- 6:30 am in fact, up at the crack o' dawn to hit the gym for a dance class and then go shopping at the Farmer's Market. 
Did she tell the kids to just let themselves out and take whatever Ex-Lax tabs they wanted? Did the little boys just evaporate? 
The truth is, after Jake's trampoline party on Friday, ALL the little guests went home, they didn't stay overnight at Casa De Crazy. 
Why does the mentally ill washed up country crooner lie about something so stupid? 
To take a jab at her idol Brandi Glanville of course. 

Photo credit KM Press Group

Down to a science: It takes only 6 minutes for LeAnn Rimes to copy a Brandi Glanville tweet!

Brandi Glanville tweeted this on Saturday, March 1: 

And just six minutes later, LeAnn Rimes copied: 

It's official: Brandi Glanville has more twitter followers than LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn got a head start in the fame game, about a 15-year head start in fact, yet Brandi is WINNING. Go figure...

Turns out, LeAnn & Eddie are just shooting the cover of a Harlequin romance novel...

So, THIS is why they're in Oahu!~
Gotta keep up with the Glanvilles!!

Shout out to twitter peep @sidepiece33 for her 'creative' book cover! 

Never seen before photo: Brandi Glanville shops at Nordstrom

No make up and still a stunner! 

Photo credit KM Press Group

The Brandi Bunch taken to a whole new level

Twitter peep Gingervitis@SidePiece33 got her creative juices going, and reminded us that LeAnn Rimes has a jealous little Jan Brady in her after all...

We'll eat at Brandi Glanville's house, her slop looks genuinely appetizing

We stand corrected: LeAnn Rimes waited only 20 minutes to compete with her idol Brandi Glanville

Forget Thanksgiving, LeAnn Rimes rushes to get her Christmas on after Brandi Glanville asks fans if November 18 is 'too soon' to get a tree? Brandi Glanville's tweet logged in at 9:30 am, LeHorse at 9:50 am...

LeAnn Rimes RACES to get her fake Christmas tree up before arch rival Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville posted this at 9:30 am on November 18: 

Obviously thinking it wasn't 'too soon,' at 4:30 pm on November 18, LeAnn Rimes posted this: 

And for all of you out there, YES, November 18th is 'too soon' to get a Christmas tree...

Joanna Krupa soaks up "the Brandi effect"

Now people actually know who Joanna Krupa is, thanks to Brandi Glanville. 
Joanna put on a show for paparazzi in Miami this weekend, crawling all over her obviously smell-impared husband Romain Zago. 
Is there a doctor in the house? 
Conveniently yes, we've learned from our medical expert that Romain may have been born with a condition called Congenital Anosmia.

Look who's trending again on Yahoo...

The fact that anyone cares what Brandi Glanville is doing means she's winning. 
Do you care what Mary Jo Eustace [her husband left her for Tori Spelling] or Vera Moder [her hubs left her for Julia Roberts] are doing right now? 
If we have to remind you who those women are, the answer is a resounding "No."