Tori Spelling's son Liam 'hates paparazzi,' so why was one with them on a trip to the pumpkin patch?

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Tori Spelling got caught doing staged photos with Startraks photographer Michael Simon, who even came in one of their two cars to the Pierce College Farm. 
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Halle Berry wanted to give birth to son Maceo in the middle of the Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch

But her doctor thought it wouldn't be a good idea. 
No worries, Halle Berry made sure her paparazzi hating husband Olivier Martinez paraded around daughter Nahla at Mr Bones while she rested up in the hospital. 
Just like last year, the little girl had face paint slathered on to make the pictures more interesting and spooky. 

Do you still believe that celebrities hate their children being photographed when they travel to specific places they know are hot beds for paparazzi? 

Like we said before, who will save these children from their famous (attention starved) parents??

Who says Halle Berry doesn't like paparazzi?! Look who's pimpin' their kid at the "paparazzi patch!"

Halle Berry is trying to convince a Los Angeles judge that she MUST be allowed to leave the US and live in France with her daughter Nahla because the paparazzi have become so dangerous to the both of them. Really Halle? Is that why you had to take Nahla to Mr Bones paparazzi patch in WeHo and have her shot to sh*t by 100 photogs? We're callin' you out, and think you really love the attention, and gee, we think you have a movie out right now too that needs some pub...

When celebs want attention, they go to Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood

Those poor celebrities and their children, can't they ever escape the paparazzi? Maybe they don't want to escape them! Consider the Mr Bones pumpkin patch in West Hollywood where there is a section of hay bales set up in the corner just for paps to sit and wait, and then shoot pics of celebs showing up with their famous tots. Last year Christina Aguilera was the first to show up with son Max, this year it was Halle Berry with daughter Nahla, Jessica Alba with her daughters, and later Heidi Klum and her brood and boyfriend bodyguard. There are so many pumpkin patches dotting Los Angeles, yet they have to go to this small lot in West Hollywood where they know there is a paparazzi shooting gallery. Yes, they want the attention...

Britney Spears needs the paparazzi

If you hadn't noticed, Britney Spears is not featured in any of the magazines this week. Why? She's not flashing her privates, shaving her head, or dating a paparazzi; in other words, she's back to "normal." 

So what's a fading pop star to do [who has an album coming out on Dec. 2]? Why, head to the pap-infested "Mr Bones" pumpkin patch in West Hollywood with her boys for an "impromptu" photo-op of course! 

Fingers crossed --hope she gets in the mags next week!