Tori Spelling sets up a lemonade stand in Malibu, but only paparazzi show up

Tori Spelling was busy pimping out her kids this week. She set up a lemonade stand outside her @20,000 a month summer rental. The home sits on Malibu Road, one of the most trolled paparazzi roads in all of SoCal. 
Guess she isn't getting in the magazines enough these days, there are people with newer fake scandals grabbing up the editorial pages! 

Why do we think this tweet is a payback for free stay?

Because that is the history of Tori & Dean the grifters and fakers...

Tori Spelling thanks San Diego Zoo for freebies and comps for family

We'll help you de-code this Tori Spelling tweet! 
"I promised you if you comped us for the day, admission, food, toys, shirts, I'd plug your zoo on my twitter!" 

Candy Spelling as a little girl--she posts this 'throwback Thursday' pic

Candy Spelling is now 68-years old and worth $600 million (stop drooling Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott, she looks very healthy!), but back in the day, she was just a kid with her stuffed animal...

Dean McDermott: He can't handle the truth!

Maybe twitter isn't the best place for a recovering addict who can't seem to take criticism. Hey, you're an 'actor' pretend like it doesn't bother you! Try 'the method'...

Tori Spelling emerges---looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!

Does this look like someone who is distraught and barely able to cope? 
Nah...this looks like someone who is pleased as punch that she has 'fooled' the gullible public and put herself back in the $potlight! 
Here she is posing for Startraks inside her rental home on Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Tori Spelling checks into hospital with FAKE illness

Tori Spelling is embarrassed she was CAUGHT red-handed faking a cheating scandal with Us Weekly to get some much needed CASH. 
To try to turn the tables and get ratings and sympathy for her pathetic show she put out a fake story about how she had checked into a hospital for 'stress' related issues. 
Yeah, it's stressful when the world has you figured out and you are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel to get money...very stressful. 
By the way Tori, the Little Couple TROUNCED you in ratings for your season premiere last Tuesday at 10 pm. 
Seems people want their reality cute and inspiring instead of vulgar and pathetic. 

Radio silence: Candy Spelling seems blissfully unaware of her daughter's problems

Candy, did you watch True Tori? We're guessing that's a big N-O.

Does anyone else find this odd? Look who wrote this Tori Spelling article...

Donna Martin? Wasn't that Tori Spelling's famous BH 90210 moniker? 
Seems like her alter ego is getting revenge...

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: "How we FAKED a cheating scandal with Us Weekly"

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott AND Us Weekly are playing us all for FOOLS. 
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck. 
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer? 
NOWHERE, that's where. 
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie? 
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife." 
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that? 
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle. 
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight). 
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is. 
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?' 
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview. 
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS. 

 And don't get us started on how much money Tori and Dean have raked in post-scandal on $TAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks! 

How did a photographer get in Tori Spelling's backyard? Call the police!

Oh, never mind, she invited him...

December 6, 2013: This is what Tori Spelling was doing the exact day her husband was cheating on her in Canada...

We're pretty sure that Dean's ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace was doing something equally mundane back in August 2005 when her then husband (Dean the douchebag) was cheating on her with a married Tori! 

The more staged the photos, the more the relationship is in trouble

Heed our words! 
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....

Staged photo queens Tori Spelling and Brooke Burke go head to head...

Who wore it best? 
Taken inside their respective homes, on the same day by the same photographer: 

Tori Spelling vs the paparazzi

I feel for her, but the truth is, you invite paparazzi into your home to take pics of your kids. 
This guy may be the first to get prosecuted in anti paparazzi law...

DIY: Tori Spelling showcases her nail art and nail fungus!

Kids as props: Tori Spelling pimps out her children for press

Tori Spelling's marriage is in the dumpster, but that doesn't stop her from putting her children on full display for posed/staged photos with Startraks photo in her backyard. 
Shame on you Tori, let your children have what's left of a 'normal' life. 

Brooke Burke tries to pass off STAGED photos with Startraks as candid paparazzi pics

Liar liar short shorts on fire! 
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad." 
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew! 
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.

Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks

These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil. 
One problem Tori, where's Dean??

Candy Spelling spends the holidays with a family, just not her own...

Huh? 
She must really feel shut out by Tori & Co!