This is destined to be a classic!

The expression on that woman's face says it all...

The duck survived

"I survived being ridden by LeAnn Rimes..." 

Days after the troubled country crooner straddled it, the duck lived to tell the tale...

LeAnn Rimes lands gig performing at company Christmas party

LeAnn Rimes is in Salt Lake City, Utah, but this time it's not for an Indian casino gig, it's a NuSkin company Christmas party. 
Next we will joke that LeAnn Rimes would show up for an opening of a drawer. 
This twitter peep posted a pic, looks like a lot of empty seats at this Christmas yodelfest! 

Wrecking ball LeAnn Rimes does her best Miley Cyrus impression

From the genius mind of my twitter peep @carothinks: 

LeAnn Whines: Another day, another ailment

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 

LeAnn Rimes in concert: WTF were those lyrics??

Not so hidden crib notes to remember the lyrics of your own songs?
Yeah, that's a big 'thumbs up' Horsey!

LeAnn Rimes proves once again that her IDOL is Brandi Glanville

FYI, Brandi did the pose FIRST

A shot cures case of vertigo, according to Dr LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes says a shot at the doctor's office on Labor Day was just the thing to cure her numerous ailments.

We're thinking something else.

She claimed to be at home in bed, but was caught out by paparazzi (maybe even someone she called herself) and is trying to cover her tracks.

We'll have to wait and see if photos emerge of the horse-faced crooner.

Decoding Horsey's tweet: Bonus son got me sick, that's why I'm not going to yodel in Wyoming--but see you at the Malibu Carnival!

Once you get to know the mentally ill singer that is Margaret LeAnn Rimes, you can easily de-code her tweets with deft swiftness.
Let us analyze her latest tweet:

Now, in this tweet we learn that Horsey is very sick. But why? Can it be that one of her back to school bonus son's gave her the ailment?
She has accused them of that in the past.
In this case Mason, 10, bears the brunt of the tweet.
Due to this catastrophic diagnosis, two venues in Wyoming will have to do without the somber pitchy yodelings of Le.
She had two gigs there, one today, Friday, and one tomorrow.
Now, she alleges that chicken broth and mash potatoes are what she needs to get better.

A MIRACULOUS thing will happen in the next 24 hours. Horsey will be completely cured!

She will be photographed with Mr Ed taking the Cibrian boys to the annual carnival in Malibu, with staged photos to document the occasion.
So to you poor dumb saps in Wyoming who actually bought tickets to see this train wreck, take two aspirins and don't call Horsey in the morning.

LeAnn Rimes sues her dentist, now he's to blame for her imploding career

We feel sorry for the poor sap who had to stick his fingers in LeAnn Rimes' diseased mouth. Now the dentist who brought you her guffawing donkey veneers and root canals is being sued because he is the reason she has no career.
Good luck LeAnn, you have to prove your allegations in court and you're not going to be able to do that.
Your career is over because you were a one-hit-wonder a decade or more ago.
Your career is over because you hooked up with a married man while you were still married and broke up a family.
Your career is over because you do ridiculous staged bikini photos with a photographer who boasts that he has "clean undies" on twitter.
Your career is over because you are suing a special ed teacher for putting your irate phone rant on the web.
Your career is over because you can't sing.
Your career is over because you ruined the chances of a 13-year old girl on X Factor by showing up out of it and trying to over-sing your side of a duet.
Your career is over because you can only book Indian casinos, and even they are losing interest.
Your career is over because you are desperate for attention, and try to play the victim.
Your career is over because you are mentally ill and need to be put in an institution but no one around you will tell you that because they are reliant on you for money and are not your true friends.

To read about the lawsuit, click HERE

LeAnn Rimes mocking Brandi Glanville backstage at one of her concerts

Remember when Brandi Glanville was walking around on crutches? Well, someone snapped LeAnn Rimes backstage at one of her yodeling sessions at an Indian casino mocking the Real Housewives star and author...Bad move Horsey! But we do love your dentures!

Is this the face of CRAZY? Yet another never seen before pic of LeAnn Rimes

This photo was taken of LeAnn Rimes back in August, 2011. She's picking up a cake at a store in LA and she doesn't know she's being photographed because it is shot thru auto glass sneaky style. It looks like she's possessed, ala Linda Blair in the Exorcist. And hey, is that a bunny boiler in that box?
Would you want this woman around your children??

Countdown to LeAnn Rimes' head shaving meltdown in front of 100 paps

Somewhere there's a hair salon that's keeping staff working until midnight waiting for crazy LeAnn Rimes' epic hair shaving episode...

LeAnn Rimes "bikini bombs" ET stylist Mary Alice Haney

ET wanted to update Horsey's fashion sense out of her 'streetwalker chic' rut, so they sent out stylist Mary Alice Haney to her Hidden Hills rental home. Imagine her surprise when the mentally ill exhibitionist LeAnn came around the corner in a bikini! Her explanation? "Well, everyone thinks I walk around in a bikini all day, I might as well!"
Imagine our surprise when we saw pap "Big Head" hiding in her closet, camera ready, behind her Ferragamo shoe section!
Poor Mary Alice, she probably asked for overtime pay for this makeover madness!
Somewhere Sigmund Freud is scratching his head going, "Diese Frau ist verrückt!" or translated,"This woman is NUTS!"

Our favorite "tweet" of the day, by WilliamBernard1

Sometimes a photo says it all, right?

MORE LIES: Horsey DESPERATE to stay in the news, claims she thought about suicide...

LeAnn Rimes is positively DESPERATE for attention, and running out of ammo. The clock is ticking down. Egomaniacs traditionally don't kill themselves, so we're not buying it. Horsey...GO AWAY

PROOF that LeAnn Rimes is addicted to Twitter and the biggest egomaniac around

Check out how many "tweets" LeAnn Rimes has sent out compared to fellow egomaniacs Kim Kardashian and the Donald Trump! She has sent out almost 4 x as many as Kim K! What do these tweets consist of? Lies mostly, and made up fantasy of what her world should be, when in reality she is thisclose to being committed to a mental health facility, and we don't mean the fake rehab she allegedly went to in September of last year, which we hear was really a spa in Laguna Beach, Ca. (More to come on that very soon...)

Daily Mail article with NEW pics had only been up ONE minute before LeAnn Rimes came up with a phony story to explain her ugliness

We thought Horsey was busy eating sushi and party planning for a pal all day January 8. Now we find out the troubled crooner supposedly got a facial! Right "Le," too late to make up your web of lies, everyone is on to you, pack it up --NEXT!

Horsey, is that you?? Troubled country singer was a literal hot mess today on "party planning" errands...

The best thing is that this is what douchebag Eddie Cibrian gets to wake up to every day!

LeAnn Rimes set to play the Cowardly Lion on Broadway!

Not really, we just couldn't help but see the likeness between LeAnn Rimes and Bert Lahr as the Cowardly Lion in the 1939 classic Wizard of Oz...(sorry Bert, RIP, but 'bitch stole your look!')