How many times does 87 go into 27?

Jokes aside, octogenarian Hugh Hefner is quickly aging his young wife Crystal, with his and hers motorized scooters at Disneyland...It's a little 'Weekend at Bernie's," eh?
How long before the Runaway Bride becomes the Runaway Wife?

Flashback Monday: LeAnn Rimes exposes dying Make a Wish girl to flu