Honey Boo Boo towers over TLC's The Little Couple!

Mama June posted this on her twitter, keep in mind Alana is 8 years old...

Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks

These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil. 
One problem Tori, where's Dean??

Whattaya know? Kendra Wilkinson CAN clean herself up --for a staged photo op!

Kendra Wilkinson is the fashion equivalent of a Hollywood hobo. 
She wears some of the crappiest clothes when she's out doing errands or going to dinner at a fancy restaurant. 
But look at how she dolls herself up for $plash??! 
Okay, it's a lame outfit, but she got her hair did, and slathered on some make-up. Guess Splash told her if she wants any money, she has to really up the glam factor. 

Here's Kendra in 2011, wearing basketball shorts, flip flops, and sloppy white tee while out to dinner at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Classy!

Tori Spelling BANS Star magazine from her latest batch of staged pics with Startraks agency

Someone is mad at Star! 
Tori Spelling has banned them from using her latest money making scheme, staged pics from a birthday party on November 3rd at Underwood Farms for Finn & Hattie. 
HUH? 
Finn turned 1 on August 30, and Hattie turned 2 on October 10, 2013. 
NOW they get parties? 
Startraks pays Tori a percentage of the profits of photos so they had to invent some dog and pony show to keep the media interested...
Read in red in photo cap: Exclusive/No Star Magazine

Stacy Keibler tries to stay in the public eye with staged pics with Startraks

We have no problem with Stacy Keibler doing set ups, except the whole scenario is so boring the only caption that Startraks can come up with is the dreaded "Out and about..." 
'Out and About' is the kiss of death caption for any set. 
Photo editors think, if you can't come up with a story here, we sure as hell can't!
Now that Stacy is best known as being #456 girl who dated George Clooney, we suggest her doing something in pics rather than just posing pretty. 
Jogging, roller blading, ice skating, using jumper cables to start her car battery, eating a burger, bungee jumping---something! 
Stacy and Startraks, you can do better, dammit! 

Kendra Wilkinson has been getting money from Clear Blue Easy since JUNE 2012

Remember this staged photo op? 
Kendra Wilkinson 'caught' carrying a see through bag with Clear Blue Easy pregnancy test showing? 
She's been getting money to promote their brand for a year and a half now...

Staged photos compliments of $plash photo agency

Tori Spelling's son Liam 'hates paparazzi,' so why was one with them on a trip to the pumpkin patch?

Fake-arazzi
Tori Spelling got caught doing staged photos with Startraks photographer Michael Simon, who even came in one of their two cars to the Pierce College Farm. 
To read the full RADAR article, click HERE!

BAZINGA

[Already separated] Bruce and Kris Jenner's staged photo op last December to prove the tabloids were wrong

Last Christmas, Bruce and Kris Jenner were mad that Star magazine had figured out they were separated, so they decided to stage a photo op with Splash photo agency. 
Well, in actuality, Bruce could have probably cared less, but money grubbing Kris thought the true story threatened her empire and future story lines for their reality show. 
So, they went to a Christmas tree lot and posed up a storm for $plash (who cuts them in for half the sale of the photo), and even answered questions on video fed to them in a clipped British accent. 
Bottom line is, the more ridiculous the photo op the truer the story. 

"F*ck you STAR magazine!"

This is the cover that sent Kris Jenner running to the Christmas Tree lot, dragging Bruce behind the car...

Kris Jenner's first set of STAGED photos since separation news was confirmed

If you believe photo captions (which we here at Exposarazzi DO NOT), Kris Jenner dressed up and drove all the way from Calabasas to some LA park to read a book about weight loss.
What really happened?
Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency (which is backed by Splash) was let into the gates of Hidden Hills so he could take a picture of Kris Jenner in her back yard. 
We have no idea what the purpose is, since the caption is ridiculous, but we do know if the photo sells, Kris will collect half of the sale.
Her meter is always running folks.
And don't you love the way the 'S' in 'She' is capitalized mid-sencence? Is Kris Jenner God now? 

Halle Berry wanted to give birth to son Maceo in the middle of the Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch

But her doctor thought it wouldn't be a good idea. 
No worries, Halle Berry made sure her paparazzi hating husband Olivier Martinez paraded around daughter Nahla at Mr Bones while she rested up in the hospital. 
Just like last year, the little girl had face paint slathered on to make the pictures more interesting and spooky. 

Do you still believe that celebrities hate their children being photographed when they travel to specific places they know are hot beds for paparazzi? 

Like we said before, who will save these children from their famous (attention starved) parents??

Kim Kardashian: One hit wonder at LA Misson

Let's see, why would Kim Kardashian want to serve up food to the homeless last year [2011] and never go back there again? Because the porn star was only there to offset all the negative publicity after she pulled the plug on her 72-day marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries.
And you don't just have to believe us that the 2011 stint was a pure photo op, Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa was there that day as well and told people that Kim only showed up to pose for photos, around 15 minutes, and then was driven off in a limo. So who where some of the most generous celebs to charity this year? Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga to name just two...

This is one of Denise Richards' most bizarre set of staged pics...

Denise Richards called Startraks photo agency to take photos of her unloading groceries for an "End of World Party," in reference to the Mayan calendar which ends 12-21-12. The caption plugs Jell-O pudding as one of her purchases, and I know if the world was coming to an end, this would be the way to go, OD'ing on chocolate pudding. Looks like Denise and Startraks are running out of ideas for staged pics...

UK's Daily Mail calls out the Queen of Staged Photo Ops once again...

There are a lot of celebs who do staged photo ops in the hopes of keeping their faces and bodies in the public eye (Tori Spelling, LeAnn Rimes, Heidi Montag) but there's only one Grande Dame, Denise Richards. And, once again the Daily Mail is calling her out on her ridiculous "look at me" bikini pics...

UK's Daily Mail calls Denise Richards out on staged bikini "look at me" pics

Denise Richards can safely be called the Grande Dame of staged photos, but rarely does the media call her out on it. But leave it to the Brits to call a duck a duck. Check out how they busted Denise for her "cheesy" photo shoot in her backyard...Read the article HERE!