LeAnn Rimes is literally imploding

This would be sad if we didn't know she was such an evil sociopath...
Things that are causing her mental and physical break down: 
1. Brandi Glanville's success
2. Vh1 pulling clips of her reality show after unfavorable reviews
3. Husband Eddie is not attracted to her and is rejecting her
4. Husband Eddie paying more attention to his children than her
5. LeAnn Rimes doesn't want to perform at dirty casino gigs and she's planning sick outs through self sabotage and imaginary illnesses and injuries. 
6. No one buys her CDs
7. She needs money
8. Even the tabloids are tired of her
9. She is joke in the entertainment industry
10. She knows she's surrounded herself with people who only love her for what she can do for them financially. 

Poor sickly LeAnn Rimes, her life has been full of (convenient) illnesses

You think your life is hard?

Here is a list of excuses that poor, habitual liar,  LeAnn Rimes has come up with recently in order to get out of a yodeling gig:

Cold

Flu

Tonsillitis 
Sore throat

Kidney Stones

Pink Eye

Allergies

Bruised Foot
Leg Infection 

Psoriasis

Eczema
Epstein Barr
Blurred vision
Vertigo
Toothache
TMJ
Ear Infection
Massive Infection
Tooth Abscess
Emergency Root Canal
Upheaval in personal life
Hang nail
Ingrown nail
Staph infection
Exhaustion
Dehydration
Anxiety
Depression
Severely bruised shin
Broken hand
Broken fingers
Gravely Ill
Strained vocal chord
Scalded throat from (gasp) HOT TEA
Broken Blood Vessel (On Vocal Chord)
Viral Bronchitis
Severe stomach pain and sickness
Whiplash from minor fender bender 


It's amazing that a birthday, upcoming vacation or some other celebratory event immediately cures her.
BLeSsED.
May we suggest dear Le, that you go live in a bubble somewhere?