LeAnn Rimes new webstore: Merchandise of the clinically insane!

LeAnn Rimes is copying Taylor Swift, no Brandi Glanville, no wait-- she's just CRAZY! 

Check out her new webstore! 

We get copying Taylor Swift's 1989 theme, but Taylor does have a CD out with the same name. We get that Brandi Glanville is selling tops and hoodies, so LeAnn had to copy that--But WTF is this '#elfie' crap???

Get help LeAnn, true professional help, not some quack like Dr Drew, but someone who can put you on the right meds and get your head straight! 

Driving Miss Crazy

HINT for today's GUESS WHO?

He's married to this washed up, Ex-Lax lovin' crooner who also has a big butt!

LeAnn Rimes readies us for 30 days of HELL

Did you know the Queen of Crazy LeAnn Rimes turns 32 on August 28? 
She took to her twitter today (July 28) to grease the birthday wheels, and ready us for non-stop, "It's my birthday!" "Hubby surprised me with this! [photo of latest STD]" "Bonus boys made me a Darrell Brown pinata filled with Ex-Lax" type tweets-- you know the drill...

Look, it's a tumble weave! Is there anything REAL on this FAKER?

Fake hair, fake teeth, fake breasts, fake house, fake life...fake

Truly Delusional! LeAnn Rimes performs at casino in Hallandale, FL but thanks Miami on her twitter

LeAnn Rimes wants you to think she's a real BIG SHOT! 
On July 19th she took to her twitter to thank Miami, FL for being such a great crowd. 
One little problem, she didn't perform in Miami, or even Miami-Dade County, she was in Hallandale, in Broward County, yodeling for the casino crowd at the dumpy 'slots 'R Us' Mardi Gras. 
But y'all, in her defense, Miami sounds more glamorous, and who'd bother to take the time to look it up? 
Exposarazzi, that's who--you dumb Beyotch! 

This is from LeAnn Rimes own website:  

This is destined to be a classic!

The expression on that woman's face says it all...

LeAnn Rimes is literally imploding

This would be sad if we didn't know she was such an evil sociopath...
Things that are causing her mental and physical break down: 
1. Brandi Glanville's success
2. Vh1 pulling clips of her reality show after unfavorable reviews
3. Husband Eddie is not attracted to her and is rejecting her
4. Husband Eddie paying more attention to his children than her
5. LeAnn Rimes doesn't want to perform at dirty casino gigs and she's planning sick outs through self sabotage and imaginary illnesses and injuries. 
6. No one buys her CDs
7. She needs money
8. Even the tabloids are tired of her
9. She is joke in the entertainment industry
10. She knows she's surrounded herself with people who only love her for what she can do for them financially. 

LeAnn Rimes---so many injuries and illnesses, we've officially lost count

Twitter peep @dirtyvegas5 took a stab at it though: 

The person in this picture is heading into surgery...

For a 'hang nail'--

According to LeAnn Rimes, if you get a hang nail, you should head right to the ER...
Just when you thought this idiot couldn't get any stupider

This woman is CRAZY

PROOF LeAnn Rimes reads Exposarazzi: She's ONE DAY late with this tweet because we caught her in a LIE

Suddenly, on a Sunday (April 13), LeAnn Rimes has little guests at Casa de Crazy for breakfast! 
This is the tweet that should have been sent out on the morning of Saturday, April 12! 
LeAnn slipped up and she knows it. 
We caught you LIAR LeAnn, there's no going back now. 

And by 'made' you mean you unthawed your beloved Eggo waffles, right? 

LeAnn Rimes: Her lies are lies! There was NO kids' slumber party at Casa De Crazy

For someone who supposedly had a house full of little boys over for a slumber party on Friday night, April 11, LeAnn Rimes was sure up bright and early on Saturday, April 12-- 6:30 am in fact, up at the crack o' dawn to hit the gym for a dance class and then go shopping at the Farmer's Market. 
Did she tell the kids to just let themselves out and take whatever Ex-Lax tabs they wanted? Did the little boys just evaporate? 
The truth is, after Jake's trampoline party on Friday, ALL the little guests went home, they didn't stay overnight at Casa De Crazy. 
Why does the mentally ill washed up country crooner lie about something so stupid? 
To take a jab at her idol Brandi Glanville of course. 

Photo credit KM Press Group

Down to a science: It takes only 6 minutes for LeAnn Rimes to copy a Brandi Glanville tweet!

Brandi Glanville tweeted this on Saturday, March 1: 

And just six minutes later, LeAnn Rimes copied: 

Pray for LeAnn Rimes: Brave singer tweets from death bed

Ah, we see phase 2 of Eddie's little 'plan' is going down...

LeAnn Rimes tries to start pregnancy rumors

Whatever she's selling, we ain't buying...

The duck survived

"I survived being ridden by LeAnn Rimes..." 

Days after the troubled country crooner straddled it, the duck lived to tell the tale...

LeAnn Rimes caught twitter trolling

Looks like 'tweet-hab' was an epic fail. 

Put down the phone, go live your life!

by the amazingly talented @carothinks

LeAnn Rimes hatches new egg account on twitter to defend her latest antics

LeAnn Rimes has a lot of time on her hands, even more time than we here at Exposarazzi do! 
She just hatched a new twitter account with an egg avatar and the even more intriguing "Ed's Sweetheart 7" to go with her fake moniker of 'Erika.' 
Let's see, who is Ed's REAL sweetheart? 
That must be LeAnn--DUH. 
And this purple egg, she's 'new' to twitter, what a freaking coincidence! 
And LOOK! Her new BFF 'stinky twat' Joanna Krupa is one of "Erika's" 2 followers, so LeAnn got on the phone and told her, "Stinky, help me out here, can you follow my fake account so I can look like I'm legit?" 
If you didn't think LeAnn Rimes was thisclose to be putting away in the looney bin before, you do now...

We stand corrected: LeAnn Rimes waited only 20 minutes to compete with her idol Brandi Glanville

Forget Thanksgiving, LeAnn Rimes rushes to get her Christmas on after Brandi Glanville asks fans if November 18 is 'too soon' to get a tree? Brandi Glanville's tweet logged in at 9:30 am, LeHorse at 9:50 am...

Single White Horse: Out on DVD today!!

Single White Horse is now out on DVD, watch it if you can, Mr Ed called it, "Hoof stomping fun..."