Thanksgiving: It brings out the worst in celebrities

Thanksgiving: a time to give thanks, gather with loved ones, eat lots of turkey, and watch sports on TV. 

But celebrities have a hard time doing things like 'normal' people, you see, they are 'ARTISTS' they are unique creatures capable of great, brilliant things, and the rest of us are just plodding stoopid peasants. DUH

The way famous people celebrate the holiday is by opening a can of serious whoop ass on each other. This is how their true artistry is allowed to be expressed. 

Thanksgiving 2009: Elin Woods used a golf club to tell her cheating no-good husband Tiger Woods, "Happy Turkey Day!" 

Thanksgiving 2012: Halle Berry asks her ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and current husband to engage in a Hunger Games type fight for survival on the front driveway of her West Hollywood home. Olivier Martinez, though shorter than his opponent, emerged victorious, claiming a second piece of pumpkin pie from the holiday feast. 

What will 2013 bring? We can't wait to see!

Halle Berry wanted to give birth to son Maceo in the middle of the Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch

But her doctor thought it wouldn't be a good idea. 
No worries, Halle Berry made sure her paparazzi hating husband Olivier Martinez paraded around daughter Nahla at Mr Bones while she rested up in the hospital. 
Just like last year, the little girl had face paint slathered on to make the pictures more interesting and spooky. 

Do you still believe that celebrities hate their children being photographed when they travel to specific places they know are hot beds for paparazzi? 

Like we said before, who will save these children from their famous (attention starved) parents??

This can't be good for Gabriel Aubry's modeling career!

The curse of Halle Berry struck model Gabriel Aubry in the form of Olivier Martinez' fists, and this is the shocking result. It seems like Aubry may have a legal case against Olivier if his face doesn't snap back into modeling level shape and he is unable to work in his chosen profession. Notice to all paparazzi: stand a good ten feet away from Olivier when you take his picture, and say only nice things!