What a difference four years makes! Kendra can't make the cover with baby #2!

Kendra Wilkinson reportedly raked in $50,000 from OK! mag back when she gave birth to Little Hank, 4 1/2-- but with baby #2, we're hearing she only netted a paltry $5,000! 
That won't pay one month's salary for nanny Rosa! 
Us Weekly bought baby Alijah's pics, but they couldn't be bothered to put any mention of it on the cover. 

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: "How we FAKED a cheating scandal with Us Weekly"

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott AND Us Weekly are playing us all for FOOLS. 
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck. 
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer? 
NOWHERE, that's where. 
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie? 
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife." 
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that? 
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle. 
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight). 
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is. 
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?' 
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview. 
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS. 

 And don't get us started on how much money Tori and Dean have raked in post-scandal on $TAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks! 

The more staged the photos, the more the relationship is in trouble

Heed our words! 
EXACTLY One month after this cheesy staged photo was taken by Michael Simon of Startraks, Dean McDermott was caught cheating on wife Tori Spelling by Us Weekly magazine....

Wow, for someone who is 6 months pregnant, Jennifer Aniston is barely showing!

In September 2013, Us Weekly promised us that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant. If she is, she deserves an award for 'best hidden baby bump!' 
Bathing beauty Jen and her fiance went to Cabo for the Christmas/NY holidays...

Look who's having the last laugh? Mary Jo Eustace

Mary Jo Eustace used to be married to Dean Mc "Oh shit" until he left her for Tori Spelling...She who laughs last, laughs best...

Proof the Kardashians are finally wearing on your last nerve

Love this NY Post item:

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

Former Bachelor Ben Flajnik's limp response to Us Weekly's cover story

Translation: "Dear Us Weekly, Kris Jenner and I are not having a 'secret affair.' We are quite open about it, we go on vacation together, I drive her Bentley around, we shop at Barney's NY, so what's the big deal? I'm trying to extend my 15 minutes of fame and get some 58-year old p*ssy. You're putting me on the cover, so my plan is working!" 

The next Us Weekly cover the two will share is, "Kris & Ben fight to make their sex tape public!!" 

Kendra Wilkinson is FAKING IT

Yes, she probably 'faked it' for her former boyfriend Hugh Hefner, 87, but now we are willing to say that she is definitely NOT pregnant with baby #2. 
It's all a ploy to get you to tune into her latest reality show. 
When Kendra gets pregnant, in the early stages, her boobs get large and in charge, as we see with this photo of Kendra (below). 
She thinks that magazines will be lining up to get pics and interviews with her and she can rake in some extra money before the season runs out on her show. 
Word to Kendra, we're on to you BIG TIME. 
That's why the magazine you 'leaked' the rumor to didn't even mention you in its new issue. Not a picture, not a gossip item, NADA.
They now know it's a false report as well. 
Free advice: Make up with your mother and stick to the facts or the mags won't trust you one bit. 

Dear Us Weekly --So Jennifer Aniston should be giving birth in March 2014?

Tabloid magazines count on the fact that y'all out there forget what they've written about fifteen seconds after you've read it.
That's why we're going to hold Us Weekly's feet to the fire on their fake Jennifer Aniston pregnancy cover that ran in September 2013.
If Aniston was three months pregnant in September, then we should be hearing the pitter patter of little baby feet by March 2014, right?
But we're guessing that a red-faced Us Weekly knows it's not true as well, that's why they never mentioned the made up story on their website, or in their magazine again since it ran.
Bazinga

Amanda Bynes vows to sue Us Weekly magazine for saying she's a mental case--and she says 'ugly people work there'

You go girl!

Kris Jenner makes Us Weekly bow down

So, if you're Us Weekly mag and you want to cover Kim Kardashian's baby shower, and Kourtney Kardashian's bikini body pics and story, it means you have to do articles that no one cares about that promote that other Kardashian ---Rob.
Does anyone care about this loser? NO, but madam Kris Jenner makes the mags do fluff pieces on this half-wit if they want to get the good stuff on her prize pigs.
Is there anyone out there that even wants to know ONE thing about Rob Kardashian?
Well, here's some REAL facts:
1. My father, attorney Robert Kardashian Sr helped OJ Simpson get away with killing his ex-wife and a young waiter during the 'trial of the century' in 1995.
2. My family fakes everything on their reality show, including duping a dumb basketball player named Kris Humphries into marrying my sister Kim on TV so our family could literally rake in the cash.
3. My sister Kim and my mom inked a seven figure deal on the release of her sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J Norwood.
4. I have a sock line at Neiman Marcus where they sell for $30 a pop, I just put my name on them because my mom Kris wanted me to be doing something, anything for a living.
5. I lied about going to law school.

We could go on, but just the name Robert Kardashian sends us to snoozeville...

LeAnn Rimes set Eddie Cibrian up to be "caught cheating"

Watch THIS video, then return to this site.

LeAnn Rimes was having a hard time getting old slippery Eddie Cibrian to leave his wife Brandi Glanville. What to do, what to do? VIDEO HERE The answer was simple, she hired a private firm to put video cameras inside (and outside) a pre-arranged restaurant (Mosun) on March 7, 2009 in Laguna Beach so that the footage would reveal the affair. Like a fly to a spider's web, horny Eddie came a callin' and fell right into the horse-faced singer's web. 
LeAnn anxiously paces outside the restaurant, nervously looking at her phone and careful to not look where she's been told the cameras are hiding. 
Video outside, video inside, when have you ever had this much access to anything happening at a restaurant EVER? 
Not only that, but the cameras are mounted up high, this isn't some Brazilian X17 agency douchebag standing on the corner filming video and asking celebrities inane questions in broken English. This is pro-stuff, surveillance footage, and better video than documented the 1974 Patty Hearst bank robbery.
Then LeAnn had her publicist spoon feed the cheating scandal to Us Weekly, with stills from the video for a guaranteed cover story, even though at the time, LeAnn was barely known in the tabloid world. Literally no one knew who Eddie Cibrian was for that matter.
One problem, the story did NOT end the Cibrian marriage, and when confronted about the pics, he casually referred to LeAnn as a "speedbump" in his marriage to Brandi.
Not so fast slippery Ed! Once again, LeAnn got the private dicks to shoot her a few weeks later getting on the back of Eddie's motorcycle.
Bottom line is, LeAnn staged the entire "gotcha" moment, and her intent was to get her man--which she eventually did. Thanks to a gullible, horny Eddie and a naive public that believed the Us Weekly headline. Can you really "catch" yourself?

And, it's worth noting that aside from the Us Weekly logo claiming ownership rights, there is no agency claiming credit for actually getting this shocking video? Go on any celeb website, each photo, each video has a credit. But in this case? No photo/video credit speaks volumes.

All Hail Angelina Jolie, Grande Dame of the tabloids: Yes she does set ups!!

Back in July of 2002 Angelina Jolie was looking for a way to gracefully get out of her marriage with her goofy hubby #2 Billy Bob Thornton. She had also recently adopted Maddox, and wanted to show him off. She managed to combine the two by arranging a set-up with Us Weekly magazine to be across the street from the Oceana Hotel in Santa Monica, "playing" with her new son, and they could send a pap to take pics. Pacific Coast News photo agency got the assignment and whala, the rest is history...

Kim Kardashian thinks you're stupid

Kim Kardashian was shocked when on the Sept 7 episode of The View, Barbara Walters asked her how she could invite a paparazzi on her honeymoon to take intimate photos of her and husband Kris Humphries as they vacationed on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. Kim's response? "Oh, they [paparazzi] have really long lenses and they have boats in the water," denying any staged set ups with Splash who took the photos, and all her staged photos over time for that matter. Does the above photo look like it was taken from down below in the water 100 yards away? No camera is that good Kimmie! It was taken from your hotel deck, and you stopped kissing as soon as the Splash photog stopped clicking. She also said she had "no idea" Kris would propose on camera. If Kim takes a bowel movement and there's no camera there, did it really happen?

Us Weekly's Jennifer Aniston source--her acting coach!

Keeping in our theme of inside job snitches who tattle to the magazines, we have Leigh Kilton-Smith, Jennifer Aniston's longtime pal and acting coach who even travels the world with the former Friends actress. Us Weekly's frizzy haired munchkin Ian Drew receives inside baseball tips on Jen directly from Leigh, which leads to cover stories like "Why Jen Dumped Vince [Vaughn]" or "What Jen Says About Angelina..." you get the picture. Again, the snitch is from the inner sanctum, not a manicurist or limo driver. Above you'll see the slippery, greasy Drew with Sharon Stone, and a giggly Leigh Kilton-Smith behind a camera shy Jen Aniston.

Ever wonder how the magazines get their "insider" information about celebrities?

It's called sources people, and we're not just talking greedy valets or disgruntled former employees, we're talking big wigs, or wanna-be ones, and some you'd never suspect! Hence the tale of the up-and-coming Latina starlet named Lauren Sanchez, who, in 2003 was engaged to super agent Patrick Whitesell. Seems Lauren, then a virtual unknown, wanted to up her profile, and began feeding Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck [doomed] wedding info to the BUG-eyed, tumor-headed, super sleeze Ken Baker at Us Weekly (above, middle) in order to get in the friendly fashion pages of the tabloid rag. Her fiance (now husband) Whitesell represented poor Ben, who as being shilled out to Us Weekly so that Lauren could work her way up the celebrity ladder. Just three months before the wedding that never was, a then unknown Lauren Sanchez appeared in the Fashion Police "Look of the Week" section, beating out real celebrity fashionistas for the coveted spot. Lauren's leaks to bug-eyed Baker must have worked, seven years later she is a co-host on the TV news show Extra with Mario Lopez. And that, my friends, is how the magazines get their information. More secret sources to come...