LeAnn Rimes new webstore: Merchandise of the clinically insane!

LeAnn Rimes is copying Taylor Swift, no Brandi Glanville, no wait-- she's just CRAZY! 

Check out her new webstore! 

We get copying Taylor Swift's 1989 theme, but Taylor does have a CD out with the same name. We get that Brandi Glanville is selling tops and hoodies, so LeAnn had to copy that--But WTF is this '#elfie' crap???

Get help LeAnn, true professional help, not some quack like Dr Drew, but someone who can put you on the right meds and get your head straight! 

Driving Miss Crazy

This is destined to be a classic!

The expression on that woman's face says it all...

LeAnn Rimes---so many injuries and illnesses, we've officially lost count

Twitter peep @dirtyvegas5 took a stab at it though: 

The person in this picture is heading into surgery...

For a 'hang nail'--

According to LeAnn Rimes, if you get a hang nail, you should head right to the ER...
Just when you thought this idiot couldn't get any stupider

This woman is CRAZY

PROOF LeAnn Rimes reads Exposarazzi: She's ONE DAY late with this tweet because we caught her in a LIE

Suddenly, on a Sunday (April 13), LeAnn Rimes has little guests at Casa de Crazy for breakfast! 
This is the tweet that should have been sent out on the morning of Saturday, April 12! 
LeAnn slipped up and she knows it. 
We caught you LIAR LeAnn, there's no going back now. 

And by 'made' you mean you unthawed your beloved Eggo waffles, right? 

Real Housewives of Hidden Hills

From the wildly creative twitter peep @carothinks:

Down to a science: It takes only 6 minutes for LeAnn Rimes to copy a Brandi Glanville tweet!

Brandi Glanville tweeted this on Saturday, March 1: 

And just six minutes later, LeAnn Rimes copied: 

It's a miracle! LeAnn Rimes gets up from death bed to do staged photo op

Nothing gets LeAnn Rimes off her death bed like a staged photo op with Big Head! 
Seems LeAnn went knocking at death's door and no one was home, oh well...

Just Jared

LeAnn Rimes tries to start pregnancy rumors

Whatever she's selling, we ain't buying...

The duck survived

"I survived being ridden by LeAnn Rimes..." 

Days after the troubled country crooner straddled it, the duck lived to tell the tale...

A classic "the world revolves around meeeeeee!" LeAnn Rimes tweet

There are no words to describe this woman. NONE. 
In this classically insensitive tweet, LeAnn Rimes compares her stomach bug to a pal losing his mom. HUH??

LeAnn Rimes hatches new egg account on twitter to defend her latest antics

LeAnn Rimes has a lot of time on her hands, even more time than we here at Exposarazzi do! 
She just hatched a new twitter account with an egg avatar and the even more intriguing "Ed's Sweetheart 7" to go with her fake moniker of 'Erika.' 
Let's see, who is Ed's REAL sweetheart? 
That must be LeAnn--DUH. 
And this purple egg, she's 'new' to twitter, what a freaking coincidence! 
And LOOK! Her new BFF 'stinky twat' Joanna Krupa is one of "Erika's" 2 followers, so LeAnn got on the phone and told her, "Stinky, help me out here, can you follow my fake account so I can look like I'm legit?" 
If you didn't think LeAnn Rimes was thisclose to be putting away in the looney bin before, you do now...

This tweet is driving LeAnn Rimes nuts right now...but she can't do anything about it---yet

Brandi Glanville posted a sweet tweet [below] of her sons at the mall, as her 41st bday is on Novevember 16. 

What's the big deal? 
No big deal, to normal human beings. 
But LeAnn Rimes isn't normal. She's a mentally ill person who needs professional help. 
She's stuck in Taipei, Taiwan, right now performing for five people who lost a radio contest because they couldn't do a Rubic's cube while blindfolded. 
LeAnn Rimes is seething over this tweet. 
When she returns she will tweet something about how Mason and Jake made/did/bought something for HER. 
Maybe it's a "Welcome home" sign, a cake, or a festively gift wrapped box from Neiman Marcus since Brandi's gift obviously came from the 'lower end' Nordstrom.
Whatever the gesture, it will be in the 'so sweet, look what we came home to' vein, to show how much SHE is valued in their lives.
Do I worry she will read this and NOT do it just to spite us? Naw, she's never let us down yet...

LeAnn Rimes survives one more day after parachute jump. What will Eddie resort to now?

Of course, Eddie may have had his plan to 'off' LeAnn foiled by TV cameras and a Splash photographer documenting his every move...stay tuned folks! 

LeAnn thinks, "Why did Eddie have me sign a new will leaving him everything just before I got on this plane? Oh well, it's probably nothing..." 

This kinda says it all...

From the fierce @carothinks

As you must know by now, LeAnn Rimes' case against the Smiley's has been thrown out, read Radar Online story HERE

Stop the presses, call CSI: LeAnn Rimes has food poisoning!

Maybe Eddie is trying to poison you?! 

A bloated & mangled LeAnn Rimes limps into LAX after tour, no hubby to greet her or help her with her bags

Seems he was too busy out buying her sushi...

Is this the face of CRAZY? Yet another never seen before pic of LeAnn Rimes

This photo was taken of LeAnn Rimes back in August, 2011. She's picking up a cake at a store in LA and she doesn't know she's being photographed because it is shot thru auto glass sneaky style. It looks like she's possessed, ala Linda Blair in the Exorcist. And hey, is that a bunny boiler in that box?
Would you want this woman around your children??

LeAnn Rimes' songs are so lame even she can't remember the words!

The Daily Mail has taken Laxative Le to task for writhing around barefoot on stage in Thousand Oaks, Ca., recently, and for not even knowing her own lyrics. This sh*t just writes itself at this point...