But we caught Subway's number one customer "Gary Trock" loading up on carbs and soda before heading back to that TMZ sweatshop. He was surprised that someone wanted to paparazzi him, maybe he knew we'd be laughing at him along with a few thousand of our Exposarazzi pals! By the way, his TMZ security badge says his name is "Lard A**." We're thinking that his name should be "Gary Truck" instead!
Damn I'm funny
